Complaint Review: 1st-art-gallery

Taking our cue from the 1^st-art-gallery ‘Burn-in’ in by our Mid-West cousins in Chicago I organized an even bigger ‘Burn-in’ in Detroit – I tell y’all this has gone viral! As an interior designer I’d bought 54 framed reproduction paintings from 1^st-art-gallery for a downtown condo project. I thought that they looked very poor quality when I unpacked them but I showed them to the condo project owner. He just exploded,’ You gotta be kidding me, get that trash outta my sight’.

Of course, 1^st-art-gallery wouldn’t take them back as they said that they didn’t refund framed paintings and that they were ‘Museum Quality’ rather than the actual ‘gawd awful quality’. So I got on social media and organized a Detroit ‘Burn-in’ of 1^st-art-gallery paintings just as a restaurant owner had previously done in Chicago.

Over 100 folks turned up, many of them fetching their own 1^st-art-gallery bad reproduction paintings to the ‘Burn-in’ bonfire. We had a whale of a time, tossing 1^st-art-gallery paintings onto the bonfire, singing along as Trampps 70s disco hit ‘Burn Baby Burn’ blared from the tannoy speakers, ‘Burn Baby Burn, 1^st-art-gallery paintings inferno’.