Complaint Review: 1st-art-gallery

I ordered a copy of Alma-Tadema’s ‘Ask No More’ from 1^st-art-gallery’s website where they promised ‘Museum Quality’ however when I received the painting it looked more like ‘Cartoon Quality’ so I contacted 1^st-art-gallery’s owner, David, to complain. He told me that it had been painted by their most talented artist who was very experienced. “Is your artist called Walt Disney?”, I replied, “because this Awfully Tacky Alma Tadema  looks like a cartoon version”. I told him I was returning it for a refund but that was seven months ago and I still haven’t got my refund. I noticed last week that 1^st-art-gallery are advertising exactly the same painting in the ‘Paintings in Stock’ section on their website which should more aptly be renamed ‘Paintings in Shock’ given the shockingly poor quality of these paintings. I called David and pointed this out, “That’s not your painting, it is another one,” he replied, “as for your refund, well what was the title of the painting? Ah yes, ‘Ask No More’”, he cheekily replied. Well, my advice to you all is ‘Buy No More’ from 1^st-art-gallery.