Complaint Review: Agostino von Hassell

 Working with Agostino could prove to be a real hassle, if you catch my drift. The guy looks to be as phony as a three dollar bill, judging from the results he’s generated – or, actually, the lack thereof. He promises the world, with no proof that he can actually deliver, then doesn’t deliver, then wants more money to continue the venture. And he convinces people to pay him more, and still doesn’t deliver. What does that sound like to you? You’ve probably heard the quote that’s often attributed to Albert Einstein: “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.” Well, that’s the Agostino modus operandi – the Agostino method. (By the way, I can’t resist this – that name sounds like a seafood dish: “I’d like some Angostino, delicately sauteed in butter and garlic, served over homemade capellini, and a glass of your finest Sauvignon blanc.”) Beware of this guy. He’s taken people for tens of thousands of dollars and has produced zero results. He claims that he’s a master manipulator and can get top-notch results. Well, in a way, he’s right. He’s masterfully manipulated people out of a ton money. Just look at the company he keeps. That will give you a clue. He’s hired a guy who embezzled $3.4 million from his own family and went to jail for it; now a convicted felon, he’s out of the slammer and working for Angostino von Hassell. Do yourself a favor and stick with the Capellini d’Angostino. Because dealing with this guy is just too much of a hassle.