Complaint Review: Bretan Brigadictionary

Bretan Brigadictionary of World Class Water Guns is a world class crook.  I ordered 100 water guns to distribute as bonus prizes with the kids meals I sell from my mobile chicken pie stand and I ordered them from Bretan Brigadictionary of World Class Water Guns.  When the package arrived it was full of rubber chickens.  I called him and he kind of half heartedly apologized that he was confused since I am in the chicken pie business. I sent them back (he offered to cover shipping but I have yet to see a red cent!) and 6 weeks later a damaged package of water guns arrived.  The cardboard box smelled like rotten mangoes and alfalfa juice.  Even worse, the water guns all leaked.  I had to cancel the water gun promo, which has caused me a loss of reputation in the mobile chicken pie community.  I called Bretan Brigadictionary and left an incensed voicemail, it took him 5 days to return my call!  When we spoke on the phone, his voice squeaked like a mouse.  When I asked him to repeat himself because I could not understand him, he explained that there was a helium tank rupture in the animal balloon distributor located in the warehouse space next to his business and everyone was feeling dizzy.  I do not know if I believe him.  Doesn't that sound suspicious to you?  I tried to ask him for a refund and he started laughing uncontrollably in his high pitched squeak, then hung up.  I have not been able to get through to him since.   Do not do business with this crook who is taking advantage of honest hard working mobile chicken pie entrepreneurs everywhere!