Complaint Review: CP Direct (Longitude Placebo Capsules)

With a 30 full refund gaurantee - How can you lose?!

I tried these pills for 30 days. It didn't work and I *realized* it was a scam. Tried to call customer service every day that week, literally hundreds of times, and the line was BUSY BUSY BUSY. Angrily, I called the regular ordering line (which is NEVER busy) and explained that I was calling for a week and never got patched through. Bastards tried to convince me I had to keep redialing when it's busy, as if I didn't already think of that.

But I complained more on the PHONE ORDER line and they said they'd take down my number and have the Customer Service rep call me back. When they reached me finally, they told me they would not refund my first bottle because it was past the 30 day gaurantee.

*what the* @#$!@... how can they say, "Try it for thirty days risk-free" if really you can't even try it for thirty days?

Even worse, by the 25th day into the capsules, they had already sent in my 2nd bottle of placebo p***s enlargement pills.

The CS rep said that she would refund my money for the second unopened bottle but NOT the first one. So I returned the 2nd bottle but they haven't refunded my money yet.

*ahem*

THAT WAS FOUR MONTHS AGO.




We all know Longitude does not enlarge your p***s, but it might make a good pizza topping if you remove the powder from the capsule. It's just pepper and herbs if you're crazy enough to taste it.



I would like to make a SUGGESTION to ANBODY WHO READS THIS:

If you have a modem line and an automatic redialer, use it on their PHONE ORDERING line so you can:

(1) Make their lines busy so that noone else in the world is ripped off from these scam artists; and

(2) Charge their toll free number up the wazoo.

Don't forget to use commas to let the modem wait while dialing. Cause you need to space out pressing the number when the person says "press # to speak to a live person": i.e.

Phone number: 1-800-518-3492 , , 9 , , , , , ,


Remember they have "hundreds" of live people waiting for us, so every one of us who wastes their time is a great help. =)


Meanwhile, somebody please inform me when legal action takes place. Thanks.

Andy
Los Angeles, California