Complaint Review: David Antoni Bussiere

LOUD-BLOKE

There is bloke upon Craigslist,

You’ll recognize as Dave,

Pimping gigs you may have missed,

            From his Southy Boston cave.

Bussiere’s a name he’s used before,

            And Antoni as well,

To steal from those who oft ignore,

            His Southy Boston Hell.

This man professes selling,

            At rates you’ll find appealing,

Dave’s bottom line’s compelling,

            With costs that send you reeling.

His DBA’s are always vexed,

            But have one common theme,

It’s ‘Bus’ one day and ‘Work’ the next,

            For a ‘Loud’ South Boston scheme.

His scheme employs cold fusion,

            And those who work for free,

Until in your delusion,

            You pay that man a fee.

Dave’s full of promises and cheers,

            His sales pitch is a riot,

Until your payment to him clears,

            And then the man goes quiet.

Once he gets a check from you,

            He’s known to change his tack,

As never any customers,

            Can get their money back.

The lesson here is crystal clear,

            And with no sort of proudness,

Those with cash should always fear,

            A man who sells his loudness.

Anon