Complaint Review: Donald Dewey Workman

Be it known by all of the following person, Donald Dewey Workman, who finds it easy to charm older women into love, sex and matrimony with promises of protection, financial support, and monogamy. Donald Workman is a known liar, cheater, thief, and supposed pedophile.

He is always looking for a new lady. Married or not, he will bed any woman that falls for his charismatic charm. Ladies, I am letting you know, he is a liar and a cheater. As soon as you let him into your life, your life, the lives of your children, pets, and all your worldly belongings, will be at risk.

Donald has a tendency to follow a specific path when looking for a "free room and board" deal. He will pick a woman of a specific age (usually 20 years older than himself), wine and dine her into submission, then take her for every thing she has. If he cannot get it by stealing it, he will stress out said "love of his life" by cheating on her, arguing with her, lying to her, and stealing from her until she has a heart attack, or dies. If she dies, he will move on to her eldest daughter, and start all over again.

I have known Don for almost 13 years, and he will be all nice and sweet to your face, and as soon as you turn around, he will stab you in the back. He is not to be trusted.

He is 58 years old, drives a primer-pea green Ford F100, and resides either in or around Lyons/Washoe Counties, Nevada. You cannot miss the truck, as it usually has a dark green canoe atop of it on a utility rack. Don has gray hair, and beard. This combination makes him look like Bin Laden. He will complain about having "Post Dramatic Stress Disorder" (which doesn't exist except in his mind).

I must also warn all potential victims of this slime bag: He is not poor or destitute. He has at least four different bank accounts, one money market account, and tons of antiques. Please, for your own safety, avoid contact with this person. He is a disease upon mankind, and gives all men a bad name.