Douglas Lightman Attorney At Law Mr Jelly Fingers Touched Me Inappropriately New York New York
This flaming homosexual lawyer Douglas Lightman not only screwed me and my family out of our hard earned money, but he tried to molest me when my wife Mallory Canavan left the room.
He put his hands all over my small p***s and then began to hum and whisper into my ear, singing “Moon River.”
However, I am a proud Dominican and Puerto Rican man and found this to be unacceptable and reprehensible.
So I asked Mr Lightman to remove his hands from my genitals and let’s get down to “brass tacks.”
Well anyway for a small fortune in cocaine money, he was able to successfully prevent my deportation from the United States by claiming that I was gay and would get my a*s beat if I returned to my home country, thus lying to everyone (including the immigration judge) who would listen.
When I ran out of money, of course I had to pay him off with blowjobs, but because I also let him suck me, he slashed my bill in half.
What a great immigration lawyer!