Complaint Review: FRED SIMON

FRED SIMON IS A DESPICABLE LITTLE MAN, WHO TURNS LEMONADE INTO LEMONS. FRED SIMON IS THE DUMBEST BUSINESSMAN IN THE VENDING BUSINESS. IF ANY OF YOU EVER WANT TO START A SMALL BUSINESS.... ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS BUY A LARGE BUSINESS, AND HIRE FRED SIMON. IN VERY SHORT ORDER, FRED SIMON WILL MAKE YOUR LARGE BUSINESS VERY SMALL!!! FRED SIMON IS A SHORT AND UGLY MAN, STANDING ABOUT 5"6", WITH LONG UNATTRACTIVE 1960'S HAIR, AND FLACCID BODY LIKE AN OLD WOMAN.

FRED WALKS AND TALKS LIKE A WOMAN....AND FRED GIVES A NEW MEANING TO THAT OLD AXIOM, " HELL HAVE NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN'S WRATH"

FRED SIMON HAS AN EXPLOSIVE TEMPER, AND USUALLY VENTS HIS VENOM TOWARD VULNERABLE WOMAN.

ASK ANYBODY, MALE OR FEMALE, YOUNG OR OLD WHO HAS WORKED FOR HIM, AND THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING. ....FRED SIMON IS AN ABUSIVE, CORRUPT, GIRLYMAN. FRED SIMON IS A MONSTER.

JOHN
SANTE FE, New Mexico
U.S.A.