Complaint Review: Herbal Smoke Shop Global Life Enhancements Inc. Herbal Smoke Shack Herbal Bud Herbal-Smoke-Shop

Dude what happened you were all fire and brimstone now your all "i was rude" what gives did they pay you off too? dont you ever forget these guys took your money, sold you a bag of poison that probably took a year off your life for every toke you took, and laughed in your face afterward, so if they give you your money back or not they are still a scam site that sells you garbage if your lucky enough to even get that garbage. so dont puss out on us sam stand tall and be strong and proudly yellout @^ you herbal smoke shop. :)

Ok so, as i said in an earlier update the problem was being resolved...

All i can say is, if you harass them enough, they will send you free merchandise and clearly contradict their return policy, STATING THAT IT IS SPECIALLY FOR YOU (ALTHOUGH IT ISNT).

They sent me non-herbal merch and didnt even make me return the fake pot!!! I was happy, but still, PLEASE do not order from this company. YOU ARE ASKING FOR FRUSTRATION!!!

THEY ARE INCONSISTENT AND RETARDED. THEY DO NOT ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS, ITS LIKE THEY ARE PREPROGRAMMED WITH SOME LAME RESPONSE TO ALL YOUR EMAILS, AND IT MAY OR MAY NOT PERTAIN TO SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY MENTIONED IN YOUR EMAIL.

I STILL HAVE MY "HAWAIIAN GOLD BUD" (lol what a joke) AND ITS BEEN ABOUT A WEEK OR 2 NOW, HAVENT TOUCHED IT CEPT FOR THE FIRST TIME I TOKED IT, AND IT NOW SMELLS LIKE OLD POTTING SOIL. THE WILD GREENS SMELLS LIKE CATNIP MIXED WITH TEA. PRETTY GROSS ACTUALLY. ANYTHING HERBAL THAT SAYS TO KEEP IN THE FREEZER IS PROBABLY A JOKE. DO THEY REALLY THINK EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN FREEZER TO KEEP THEIR FAKE POT IN? WE HAVE FAMILY SOMETIMES THAT HAS TO USE THE FREEZERS YOU MORONS!!!!

ALL IN ALL THEY SENT ME REPLACEMENTS BECAUSE I KEPT EMAILING THEM, BUT I STILL DO NOT RECCOMEND THIS COMPANY TO ANYBODY.

RUN AWAY!!!! FAST!!!!

THEY ARE JUST GOING TO WASTE YOUR TIME, TRY TO MAKE YOU FEEL STUPID (WHICH YOU ALREADY SHOULD FOR BUYING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, I KNOW I DO!!), AND THEN EVENTUALLY IF YOURE LUCKY THEY WILL SEND YOU SOMETHING THAT ISNT WORTHLESS IF YOU SPEAK UP AND KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!!!

HERE IS MY ADVICE TO ANYBODY ABOUT TO ORDER, OR THAT HAS ORDERED FROM THEM AND IS PISSED:

DO NOT LET THEM MAKE YOU PAY TO SHIP IT BACK!!!

LET THOSE ASSHOLES DO IT!!!

IF THEYRE SUCH A BIG CORPORATION, THEY CAN AFFORD A LITTLE SHIPPING HERE AND THERE RIGHT?

THEY HAVE SO MANY SATISFIED CUSTOMERS THAT THEY CAN AFFORD THE VERY FEW (1 IN 1000, 3000, OR SOMETIMES 5,000 ACCORDING TO BOB/DEREK/ROCKY/BRAD)

GOOD LUCK TO ANYBODY WANTING TO DO BUSINESS WITH THIS COMPANY, YOU WILL NEED IT! THEY SUCK!!

At the moment, I am working with Global Life to resolve my dissatisfaction. They are being helpful even when I was rude.
They are going to allow me to exchange my goods.

I will keep you updated as more develops.

Ok, when exactly did this become an anti-smoking website? Until it does, I'd say keep your opinions regarding the facts of smoking, to YOURSELF. Nobody really cares to hear you, plus we already know all that crap youre spewing.


GET A LIFE, T.

I had the same problem with this company that HUNDREDS of people have reported on this site(read all the rebuttals). Think for a second about the number of people who are not aware of this site and found nowhere to voice their complaints.

Just because Bob says '...when the reality is we have less than 1 in 5000 complaint ratio. 1 in 5000' does not make it a fact. How is that information tracked? Can Bob provide some sort of PROOF? In other responses he uses different numbers and "ratios".

You can repeat again and again that your customer service is great but that does not make it fact. First off define great - I found your customer service to be completly non-existant until I filed a complaint on this site. Only then did you respond to the emails I sent - I never spoke with ANYONE because the numbers you provided were always busy and the voice mailboxes were full. But, perhaps this is great customer service compared to what you would recieve in a Mexican prison.

But since you feel you can present your opinions as fact, I will do the same.

The fact is you will not recieve anything from this company unless you find a site like this a post a complaint. Their intent is to steal your money. Most consumers are not aware that there are web sites like this and will never recomp their stolen funds.

In addition, their product are WORTHLESS! I tried one of their tea blends and it tasted worse than regurgitating in your mouth. However I must admit it did have a calming effect. I spent the entire day in the bathroom with the runs so I was not distracted by the other events in my life. I had the whole day to sit and read - thanks for that one Herbal Smoke Shop.

One of the things people should consider buying this junk is WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? For all we know it's the fungus that grows between Bobs toes. Akin to my other statements, Bob may say it's natural but that is not proof! Perhaps it would be a good idea to have the FDA look into his claims. Then we could reley on impartial FACTUAL information.

I had the same problem with this company that HUNDREDS of people have reported on this site(read all the rebuttals). Think for a second about the number of people who are not aware of this site and found nowhere to voice their complaints.

Just because Bob says '...when the reality is we have less than 1 in 5000 complaint ratio. 1 in 5000' does not make it a fact. How is that information tracked? Can Bob provide some sort of PROOF? In other responses he uses different numbers and "ratios".

You can repeat again and again that your customer service is great but that does not make it fact. First off define great - I found your customer service to be completly non-existant until I filed a complaint on this site. Only then did you respond to the emails I sent - I never spoke with ANYONE because the numbers you provided were always busy and the voice mailboxes were full. But, perhaps this is great customer service compared to what you would recieve in a Mexican prison.

But since you feel you can present your opinions as fact, I will do the same.

The fact is you will not recieve anything from this company unless you find a site like this a post a complaint. Their intent is to steal your money. Most consumers are not aware that there are web sites like this and will never recomp their stolen funds.

In addition, their product are WORTHLESS! I tried one of their tea blends and it tasted worse than regurgitating in your mouth. However I must admit it did have a calming effect. I spent the entire day in the bathroom with the runs so I was not distracted by the other events in my life. I had the whole day to sit and read - thanks for that one Herbal Smoke Shop.

One of the things people should consider buying this junk is WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? For all we know it's the fungus that grows between Bobs toes. Akin to my other statements, Bob may say it's natural but that is not proof! Perhaps it would be a good idea to have the FDA look into his claims. Then we could reley on impartial FACTUAL information.

I had the same problem with this company that HUNDREDS of people have reported on this site(read all the rebuttals). Think for a second about the number of people who are not aware of this site and found nowhere to voice their complaints.

Just because Bob says '...when the reality is we have less than 1 in 5000 complaint ratio. 1 in 5000' does not make it a fact. How is that information tracked? Can Bob provide some sort of PROOF? In other responses he uses different numbers and "ratios".

You can repeat again and again that your customer service is great but that does not make it fact. First off define great - I found your customer service to be completly non-existant until I filed a complaint on this site. Only then did you respond to the emails I sent - I never spoke with ANYONE because the numbers you provided were always busy and the voice mailboxes were full. But, perhaps this is great customer service compared to what you would recieve in a Mexican prison.

But since you feel you can present your opinions as fact, I will do the same.

The fact is you will not recieve anything from this company unless you find a site like this a post a complaint. Their intent is to steal your money. Most consumers are not aware that there are web sites like this and will never recomp their stolen funds.

In addition, their product are WORTHLESS! I tried one of their tea blends and it tasted worse than regurgitating in your mouth. However I must admit it did have a calming effect. I spent the entire day in the bathroom with the runs so I was not distracted by the other events in my life. I had the whole day to sit and read - thanks for that one Herbal Smoke Shop.

One of the things people should consider buying this junk is WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? For all we know it's the fungus that grows between Bobs toes. Akin to my other statements, Bob may say it's natural but that is not proof! Perhaps it would be a good idea to have the FDA look into his claims. Then we could reley on impartial FACTUAL information.

I had the same problem with this company that HUNDREDS of people have reported on this site(read all the rebuttals). Think for a second about the number of people who are not aware of this site and found nowhere to voice their complaints.

Just because Bob says '...when the reality is we have less than 1 in 5000 complaint ratio. 1 in 5000' does not make it a fact. How is that information tracked? Can Bob provide some sort of PROOF? In other responses he uses different numbers and "ratios".

You can repeat again and again that your customer service is great but that does not make it fact. First off define great - I found your customer service to be completly non-existant until I filed a complaint on this site. Only then did you respond to the emails I sent - I never spoke with ANYONE because the numbers you provided were always busy and the voice mailboxes were full. But, perhaps this is great customer service compared to what you would recieve in a Mexican prison.

But since you feel you can present your opinions as fact, I will do the same.

The fact is you will not recieve anything from this company unless you find a site like this a post a complaint. Their intent is to steal your money. Most consumers are not aware that there are web sites like this and will never recomp their stolen funds.

In addition, their product are WORTHLESS! I tried one of their tea blends and it tasted worse than regurgitating in your mouth. However I must admit it did have a calming effect. I spent the entire day in the bathroom with the runs so I was not distracted by the other events in my life. I had the whole day to sit and read - thanks for that one Herbal Smoke Shop.

One of the things people should consider buying this junk is WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? For all we know it's the fungus that grows between Bobs toes. Akin to my other statements, Bob may say it's natural but that is not proof! Perhaps it would be a good idea to have the FDA look into his claims. Then we could reley on impartial FACTUAL information.

and do these same 'pot smokers' also inhale Lord-knows-what herbs in their quest for another 'high'?

This is illuminating:
'Our products really work, are 100% legal and all natural, do not effect drug tests and will leave you extremely satisfied.'

'Our products really work' HOW?

'...will leave you extremely satisfied.' HOW?

When you people who inhale these various plants finally develop emphasema, we will wait to hear from you that you have found that slowly suffocating as you hobble around toting an oxygen bottle was well woth the brief buzzes you once got. And don't bother arguing with me- save your breath. You will need it.

IF YOULL NOTICE THAT BOB WHO SEEMS TO TYPE JUST LIKE DEREK AND ROCKY AND BRAD, SIMPLY REGURGITATES THE SAME BC ON EVERY REBUTTAL.

YES YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE IS GOOD, BUT THE PRODUCT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.

IF YOU WANT TO BUY "FAKE POT" FOR THE SAME PRICE AS REAL POT, BUT 0% OF THE QUALITY IF REAL POT, GO FOR IT, BECAUSE THIS IS THE PRODUCT YOURE LOOKING FOR.

ITS COMPLETE CRAP, AND ITS GROSS, AND PROBABLY DOWNRIGHT QUESTIONABLE TO BE SMOKING.

THIS IS A COMPILATION OF CONTRADICTIONS TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM THE COMPANIES MOUTH:

"Please contact me direct at 1-866-437-2748 mon-fri 9am to 4pm eastern time, or via email at globallifesupport@gmail.com"

"I can gaurantee that anyone who reads this can call 1-866-437-2748 during normal business hours of 9:30-5pm"

"If you prefer to place your order via phone please call Toll Free:
1-866-HERBS-4U
9 am to 4:30 pm Eastern Time"

"1-866-437-2748 MON-FRI 9am to 3pm est"

(THESE ARE ALL WITHIN THE PAST WEEK)

Directly from their website:

"We do not WHOLESALE to any online merchants, therefore if you want the HIGHEST QUALITY products, you are right where you belong the ORIGINAL Herbal Smoke Shop!"

AFTER YOU READ THIS SECTION ABOUT NOT HAVING WHOLESALE - LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE - A WHOLESALE SECTION!!!! :

"Wholesale Legal Herbal Buds and Smokes
Registered retailers can click the LOGIN button below to access our wholesale shopping area.
You must register your store and receive log-in info before you can place your order. Applications are processed in real-time via our online verification system. "

PRETTY SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T DO......I HAVE FOUND LIKE 6 ONLINE MERCHANTS SO FAR THAT SELL YOUR BULLSHIT.

"Rush Orders are shipped out the same day they are placed. " "If you chose "RUSH ORDER" your order will leave our warehouse within 24 hrs."
"If you are in a hurry to get your order, please choose the "rush" option. For only $3.79, it is well worth it."

WELL THAT DOESN'T GO WELL WITH THIS RIGHT HERE -

"Shipping for Standard USA Orders under $150
Ultra Fast Shipping! Only $8.95
Hawaii and Alaska $14.95
USA Rush Orders - Add $10.00

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS $14.95"


AND OF COURSE HERE'S THE BIGGEST KICKER OF THEM ALL:

"We DO NOT sell products that DO NOT WORK, bottom line."
"Our products really work, are 100% legal and all natural, do not effect drug tests and will leave you extremely satisfied."

DON'T YOU THINK IF THEY WERE AS HUGE OF A COMPANY AS THEY CLAIMED - THEY COULD AT LEAST BE CONSISTENT IN WHAT THEY SAY? FOR SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS BUSINESS HOURS FOR GOD'S SAKE?

NOT TO MENTION THAT THE PICTURES ON THE SITE ARE ALTERED TO LOOK JUST LIKE POT...BUT WHEN IT ARRIVES AT YOUR DOOR - BE READY, IT JUST LOOSK LIKE CRUMPLED UP STICKS AND RANDOM FUZZY HERBS PICKED OFF A TREE. I THINK I EVEN FOUND A PIECE OF DEAD GRASS IN MINE.

ANYWAYS THANKS FOR READING, HOPE I HELPED YOU MAKE YOUR DECISION.

THE ONLY THING THEY CAN SAY CONSISTENTLY IS THAT THEY HAVE A "1 IN 5000 COMPLAINT RATIO" - WHO f**kIN CARES? WERE PISSED AND YOU CAN'T GIVE US OUR MONEY BACK BECAUSE YOU KNOW IF YOU DID - YOU WOULDN'T RETAIN ANY OF YOUR SALES!!!! THATS WHY YOU DONT REFUND!!

Dear Bob,

how many times are you going to regurgitate that stupid customer ratio before you realize your product ABSOLUTELY speaks for itself!!! YOU DONT HAVE TO WASTE YOUR BREATH ANYMORE. NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL CONVINCE ME THAT YOUR PRODUCTS ARE ANY GOOD. BECAUSE ANYONE WITH A BRAIN KNOWS THE ANSWER.

THEY LOOK NOTHING LIKE THE PICTURES, THEY ARE NOTHING LIKE YOUR DESCRIPTIONS, AND YOUR TESTIMONIALS ARE OBVIOUSLY MADE UP.

to anyone considering this company:

GO AHEAD and give them a try, you won't have a single doubt that I'm right after you receive the s**t they send you. lET THEM SHOW YOU THE QUALITY THEMSELVES..I DONT HAVE TO CONVINCE YOU. LET THEM BURN YOU IF YOURE THAT IGNORANT.

The fact that you can comfortably call your customer ridiculous shows me all i need to see...

Don't you remember the old important saying "the customer is always right"? obviously not. WELL THIS CUSTOMER IS UNHAPPY and all you can do is sit there and call me ridiculous when I am simply complaining about a BOGUS product. All your competitors - THEYRE BOGUS TOO...the whole legal HERB concept is bullshit.

and yes mcdonalds and all those huge companies are on here, but they are on here because they were (at least some of their locations) are practicing shady business in some form. i CAN ATTEST TO THAT BECAUSE SHADY PRACTICES HAPPEN EVERY DAY....AND THATS WHAT THIS SITE IS HERE FOR, AND YOU CANT SEEM TO HANDLE THAT...WELL HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR s**t TOGETHER AND YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY?

unfortunately for you, you only have one location, which gives you less of an excuse. what's your excuse? oh, that's right, you don't have one. your excuse is "we have a less than 1 in 5000 customer complaint ratio"(THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING)...somehow i seriously doubt that's even true. I bet you get less than 5000 customers a year...I bet you don't do s**t for sales..

EVERY TIME I CALLED I GOT THE SAME GIRL ANSEWRING THE PHONE (this is over a day or 2)....I THOUGHT YOU HAD 6 LINES WITH MULTIPLE OPERATORS????!?....I THINK YOU HAVE LIKE 3 TO 4 PEOPLE RUNNING THIS s**t-JOB, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY RUNNING IT OUT OF A SMALLER SIZE BUILDING IF NOT A HOUSE.

SOME PEOPLE MAY BE STUPID, AND I MAY BE DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR YOUR LIES BEFORE THE MERCH ARRIVED, BUT I CAN MAKE MY OWN CONCLUSIONS NOW.

OH AND GUESS WHAT I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH YOU, YOU HAVE A 10 DAY RETURN POLICY AND I PLAN TO USE IT THATS FOR d**n SURE....ALTHOUGH IM SURE I WILL JUST RECEIVE MORE s**t IN A BAG THAT IS NO WHERE NEAR FIT FOR SMOKING.....

I MEAN SERIOUSLY DUDE, THE STUFF YOU SELL ISNT EVEN SMOKEABLE....CAN YOU NOT REALIZE THAT? I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY WHO WOULD LIKE THIS STUFF, EVEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER SMOKED POT THINK THIS STUFF IS A JOKE.

I THINK, BOB, YOU'RE JUST PLAIN AND SIMPLE, A JOKE.

YOU KNOW WHO I AM YOU HAVE SENT ME SOME E-MAILS, AND I SENT YOU SOME BACK.

SO HERE IT IS PLAIN AND SIMPLE, I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THIS COMMPANY, THEY HAVE CATERED TO MY NEEDS, AND I AM STILL UNSATISFIED BECAUSE THEIR PRODUCT IS PLAIN AND SIMPLE - A BIG HUGE JOKE.

TYPE UP ANOTHER LONG-WINDED REBUTTAL, I DON'T CARE, I WON'T BE HERE TO READ IT. I WILL NEVER BUY FROM YOU AGAIN, AND I DOUBT ILL WASTE ME TIME TO SEND THIS s**t BACK, AS I'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.

ANYWAYS ONE LAST TIME IF YOURE THINKING OF BUYING THIS GARBAGE, PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, UNLESS YOU LIKE SMOKING WILD LETTUCE AND CATNIP.

I AM BEING 100 % HONEST IN THIS POST..I EVEN POSTED A POSITIVE REMARK ABOUT THIS COMPANY BECUASE THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE WAS VERY HELPFUL AND THE PRODUCT ARRIVED 100% ON TIME.

NOW I AM BACK TO REVIEW THE PRODUCT AND UNFORTUNATELY I WILL NOT BE AS NICE THIS TIME AROUND, AS THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT DESERVE ANYTHING OTHER THAN HORRIBLE REVIEWS.

ALSO

If you read this generated response from "BOB" .......

you will see this is the same response he copies/pastes to every complaint on here..which to me, takes away from the fact that they are taking time to "respond" to everyone on here...telling us to shut up and call you is not a good way to make us happy.

i have called you and theres nothing more you can to do help me..all your products are s**t and i will not waste time exchanging....

there's only so much you can do to make up for an EXTREMELY LACKING PRODUCT.

Dear Bob,

how many times are you going to regurgitate that stupid customer ratio before you realize your product ABSOLUTELY speaks for itself!!! YOU DONT HAVE TO WASTE YOUR BREATH ANYMORE. NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL CONVINCE ME THAT YOUR PRODUCTS ARE ANY GOOD. BECAUSE ANYONE WITH A BRAIN KNOWS THE ANSWER.

THEY LOOK NOTHING LIKE THE PICTURES, THEY ARE NOTHING LIKE YOUR DESCRIPTIONS, AND YOUR TESTIMONIALS ARE OBVIOUSLY MADE UP.

to anyone considering this company:

GO AHEAD and give them a try, you won't have a single doubt that I'm right after you receive the s**t they send you. lET THEM SHOW YOU THE QUALITY THEMSELVES..I DONT HAVE TO CONVINCE YOU. LET THEM BURN YOU IF YOURE THAT IGNORANT.

The fact that you can comfortably call your customer ridiculous shows me all i need to see...

Don't you remember the old important saying "the customer is always right"? obviously not. WELL THIS CUSTOMER IS UNHAPPY and all you can do is sit there and call me ridiculous when I am simply complaining about a BOGUS product. All your competitors - THEYRE BOGUS TOO...the whole legal HERB concept is bullshit.

and yes mcdonalds and all those huge companies are on here, but they are on here because they were (at least some of their locations) are practicing shady business in some form. i CAN ATTEST TO THAT BECAUSE SHADY PRACTICES HAPPEN EVERY DAY....AND THATS WHAT THIS SITE IS HERE FOR, AND YOU CANT SEEM TO HANDLE THAT...WELL HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR s**t TOGETHER AND YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY?

unfortunately for you, you only have one location, which gives you less of an excuse. what's your excuse? oh, that's right, you don't have one. your excuse is "we have a less than 1 in 5000 customer complaint ratio"(THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING)...somehow i seriously doubt that's even true. I bet you get less than 5000 customers a year...I bet you don't do s**t for sales..

EVERY TIME I CALLED I GOT THE SAME GIRL ANSEWRING THE PHONE (this is over a day or 2)....I THOUGHT YOU HAD 6 LINES WITH MULTIPLE OPERATORS????!?....I THINK YOU HAVE LIKE 3 TO 4 PEOPLE RUNNING THIS s**t-JOB, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY RUNNING IT OUT OF A SMALLER SIZE BUILDING IF NOT A HOUSE.

SOME PEOPLE MAY BE STUPID, AND I MAY BE DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR YOUR LIES BEFORE THE MERCH ARRIVED, BUT I CAN MAKE MY OWN CONCLUSIONS NOW.

OH AND GUESS WHAT I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH YOU, YOU HAVE A 10 DAY RETURN POLICY AND I PLAN TO USE IT THATS FOR d**n SURE....ALTHOUGH IM SURE I WILL JUST RECEIVE MORE s**t IN A BAG THAT IS NO WHERE NEAR FIT FOR SMOKING.....

I MEAN SERIOUSLY DUDE, THE STUFF YOU SELL ISNT EVEN SMOKEABLE....CAN YOU NOT REALIZE THAT? I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY WHO WOULD LIKE THIS STUFF, EVEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER SMOKED POT THINK THIS STUFF IS A JOKE.

I THINK, BOB, YOU'RE JUST PLAIN AND SIMPLE, A JOKE.

YOU KNOW WHO I AM YOU HAVE SENT ME SOME E-MAILS, AND I SENT YOU SOME BACK.

SO HERE IT IS PLAIN AND SIMPLE, I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THIS COMMPANY, THEY HAVE CATERED TO MY NEEDS, AND I AM STILL UNSATISFIED BECAUSE THEIR PRODUCT IS PLAIN AND SIMPLE - A BIG HUGE JOKE.

TYPE UP ANOTHER LONG-WINDED REBUTTAL, I DON'T CARE, I WON'T BE HERE TO READ IT. I WILL NEVER BUY FROM YOU AGAIN, AND I DOUBT ILL WASTE ME TIME TO SEND THIS s**t BACK, AS I'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.

ANYWAYS ONE LAST TIME IF YOURE THINKING OF BUYING THIS GARBAGE, PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, UNLESS YOU LIKE SMOKING WILD LETTUCE AND CATNIP.

I AM BEING 100 % HONEST IN THIS POST..I EVEN POSTED A POSITIVE REMARK ABOUT THIS COMPANY BECUASE THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE WAS VERY HELPFUL AND THE PRODUCT ARRIVED 100% ON TIME.

NOW I AM BACK TO REVIEW THE PRODUCT AND UNFORTUNATELY I WILL NOT BE AS NICE THIS TIME AROUND, AS THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT DESERVE ANYTHING OTHER THAN HORRIBLE REVIEWS.

ALSO

If you read this generated response from "BOB" .......

you will see this is the same response he copies/pastes to every complaint on here..which to me, takes away from the fact that they are taking time to "respond" to everyone on here...telling us to shut up and call you is not a good way to make us happy.

i have called you and theres nothing more you can to do help me..all your products are s**t and i will not waste time exchanging....

there's only so much you can do to make up for an EXTREMELY LACKING PRODUCT.

Dear Bob,

how many times are you going to regurgitate that stupid customer ratio before you realize your product ABSOLUTELY speaks for itself!!! YOU DONT HAVE TO WASTE YOUR BREATH ANYMORE. NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL CONVINCE ME THAT YOUR PRODUCTS ARE ANY GOOD. BECAUSE ANYONE WITH A BRAIN KNOWS THE ANSWER.

THEY LOOK NOTHING LIKE THE PICTURES, THEY ARE NOTHING LIKE YOUR DESCRIPTIONS, AND YOUR TESTIMONIALS ARE OBVIOUSLY MADE UP.

to anyone considering this company:

GO AHEAD and give them a try, you won't have a single doubt that I'm right after you receive the s**t they send you. lET THEM SHOW YOU THE QUALITY THEMSELVES..I DONT HAVE TO CONVINCE YOU. LET THEM BURN YOU IF YOURE THAT IGNORANT.

The fact that you can comfortably call your customer ridiculous shows me all i need to see...

Don't you remember the old important saying "the customer is always right"? obviously not. WELL THIS CUSTOMER IS UNHAPPY and all you can do is sit there and call me ridiculous when I am simply complaining about a BOGUS product. All your competitors - THEYRE BOGUS TOO...the whole legal HERB concept is bullshit.

and yes mcdonalds and all those huge companies are on here, but they are on here because they were (at least some of their locations) are practicing shady business in some form. i CAN ATTEST TO THAT BECAUSE SHADY PRACTICES HAPPEN EVERY DAY....AND THATS WHAT THIS SITE IS HERE FOR, AND YOU CANT SEEM TO HANDLE THAT...WELL HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR s**t TOGETHER AND YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY?

unfortunately for you, you only have one location, which gives you less of an excuse. what's your excuse? oh, that's right, you don't have one. your excuse is "we have a less than 1 in 5000 customer complaint ratio"(THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING)...somehow i seriously doubt that's even true. I bet you get less than 5000 customers a year...I bet you don't do s**t for sales..

EVERY TIME I CALLED I GOT THE SAME GIRL ANSEWRING THE PHONE (this is over a day or 2)....I THOUGHT YOU HAD 6 LINES WITH MULTIPLE OPERATORS????!?....I THINK YOU HAVE LIKE 3 TO 4 PEOPLE RUNNING THIS s**t-JOB, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY RUNNING IT OUT OF A SMALLER SIZE BUILDING IF NOT A HOUSE.

SOME PEOPLE MAY BE STUPID, AND I MAY BE DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR YOUR LIES BEFORE THE MERCH ARRIVED, BUT I CAN MAKE MY OWN CONCLUSIONS NOW.

OH AND GUESS WHAT I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH YOU, YOU HAVE A 10 DAY RETURN POLICY AND I PLAN TO USE IT THATS FOR d**n SURE....ALTHOUGH IM SURE I WILL JUST RECEIVE MORE s**t IN A BAG THAT IS NO WHERE NEAR FIT FOR SMOKING.....

I MEAN SERIOUSLY DUDE, THE STUFF YOU SELL ISNT EVEN SMOKEABLE....CAN YOU NOT REALIZE THAT? I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY WHO WOULD LIKE THIS STUFF, EVEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER SMOKED POT THINK THIS STUFF IS A JOKE.

I THINK, BOB, YOU'RE JUST PLAIN AND SIMPLE, A JOKE.

YOU KNOW WHO I AM YOU HAVE SENT ME SOME E-MAILS, AND I SENT YOU SOME BACK.

SO HERE IT IS PLAIN AND SIMPLE, I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THIS COMMPANY, THEY HAVE CATERED TO MY NEEDS, AND I AM STILL UNSATISFIED BECAUSE THEIR PRODUCT IS PLAIN AND SIMPLE - A BIG HUGE JOKE.

TYPE UP ANOTHER LONG-WINDED REBUTTAL, I DON'T CARE, I WON'T BE HERE TO READ IT. I WILL NEVER BUY FROM YOU AGAIN, AND I DOUBT ILL WASTE ME TIME TO SEND THIS s**t BACK, AS I'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.

ANYWAYS ONE LAST TIME IF YOURE THINKING OF BUYING THIS GARBAGE, PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, UNLESS YOU LIKE SMOKING WILD LETTUCE AND CATNIP.

I AM BEING 100 % HONEST IN THIS POST..I EVEN POSTED A POSITIVE REMARK ABOUT THIS COMPANY BECUASE THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE WAS VERY HELPFUL AND THE PRODUCT ARRIVED 100% ON TIME.

NOW I AM BACK TO REVIEW THE PRODUCT AND UNFORTUNATELY I WILL NOT BE AS NICE THIS TIME AROUND, AS THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT DESERVE ANYTHING OTHER THAN HORRIBLE REVIEWS.

ALSO

If you read this generated response from "BOB" .......

you will see this is the same response he copies/pastes to every complaint on here..which to me, takes away from the fact that they are taking time to "respond" to everyone on here...telling us to shut up and call you is not a good way to make us happy.

i have called you and theres nothing more you can to do help me..all your products are s**t and i will not waste time exchanging....

there's only so much you can do to make up for an EXTREMELY LACKING PRODUCT.

Dear Bob,

how many times are you going to regurgitate that stupid customer ratio before you realize your product ABSOLUTELY speaks for itself!!! YOU DONT HAVE TO WASTE YOUR BREATH ANYMORE. NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL CONVINCE ME THAT YOUR PRODUCTS ARE ANY GOOD. BECAUSE ANYONE WITH A BRAIN KNOWS THE ANSWER.

THEY LOOK NOTHING LIKE THE PICTURES, THEY ARE NOTHING LIKE YOUR DESCRIPTIONS, AND YOUR TESTIMONIALS ARE OBVIOUSLY MADE UP.

to anyone considering this company:

GO AHEAD and give them a try, you won't have a single doubt that I'm right after you receive the s**t they send you. lET THEM SHOW YOU THE QUALITY THEMSELVES..I DONT HAVE TO CONVINCE YOU. LET THEM BURN YOU IF YOURE THAT IGNORANT.

The fact that you can comfortably call your customer ridiculous shows me all i need to see...

Don't you remember the old important saying "the customer is always right"? obviously not. WELL THIS CUSTOMER IS UNHAPPY and all you can do is sit there and call me ridiculous when I am simply complaining about a BOGUS product. All your competitors - THEYRE BOGUS TOO...the whole legal HERB concept is bullshit.

and yes mcdonalds and all those huge companies are on here, but they are on here because they were (at least some of their locations) are practicing shady business in some form. i CAN ATTEST TO THAT BECAUSE SHADY PRACTICES HAPPEN EVERY DAY....AND THATS WHAT THIS SITE IS HERE FOR, AND YOU CANT SEEM TO HANDLE THAT...WELL HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR s**t TOGETHER AND YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY?

unfortunately for you, you only have one location, which gives you less of an excuse. what's your excuse? oh, that's right, you don't have one. your excuse is "we have a less than 1 in 5000 customer complaint ratio"(THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING)...somehow i seriously doubt that's even true. I bet you get less than 5000 customers a year...I bet you don't do s**t for sales..

EVERY TIME I CALLED I GOT THE SAME GIRL ANSEWRING THE PHONE (this is over a day or 2)....I THOUGHT YOU HAD 6 LINES WITH MULTIPLE OPERATORS????!?....I THINK YOU HAVE LIKE 3 TO 4 PEOPLE RUNNING THIS s**t-JOB, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY RUNNING IT OUT OF A SMALLER SIZE BUILDING IF NOT A HOUSE.

SOME PEOPLE MAY BE STUPID, AND I MAY BE DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR YOUR LIES BEFORE THE MERCH ARRIVED, BUT I CAN MAKE MY OWN CONCLUSIONS NOW.

OH AND GUESS WHAT I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH YOU, YOU HAVE A 10 DAY RETURN POLICY AND I PLAN TO USE IT THATS FOR d**n SURE....ALTHOUGH IM SURE I WILL JUST RECEIVE MORE s**t IN A BAG THAT IS NO WHERE NEAR FIT FOR SMOKING.....

I MEAN SERIOUSLY DUDE, THE STUFF YOU SELL ISNT EVEN SMOKEABLE....CAN YOU NOT REALIZE THAT? I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY WHO WOULD LIKE THIS STUFF, EVEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER SMOKED POT THINK THIS STUFF IS A JOKE.

I THINK, BOB, YOU'RE JUST PLAIN AND SIMPLE, A JOKE.

YOU KNOW WHO I AM YOU HAVE SENT ME SOME E-MAILS, AND I SENT YOU SOME BACK.

SO HERE IT IS PLAIN AND SIMPLE, I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THIS COMMPANY, THEY HAVE CATERED TO MY NEEDS, AND I AM STILL UNSATISFIED BECAUSE THEIR PRODUCT IS PLAIN AND SIMPLE - A BIG HUGE JOKE.

TYPE UP ANOTHER LONG-WINDED REBUTTAL, I DON'T CARE, I WON'T BE HERE TO READ IT. I WILL NEVER BUY FROM YOU AGAIN, AND I DOUBT ILL WASTE ME TIME TO SEND THIS s**t BACK, AS I'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.

ANYWAYS ONE LAST TIME IF YOURE THINKING OF BUYING THIS GARBAGE, PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, UNLESS YOU LIKE SMOKING WILD LETTUCE AND CATNIP.

I AM BEING 100 % HONEST IN THIS POST..I EVEN POSTED A POSITIVE REMARK ABOUT THIS COMPANY BECUASE THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE WAS VERY HELPFUL AND THE PRODUCT ARRIVED 100% ON TIME.

NOW I AM BACK TO REVIEW THE PRODUCT AND UNFORTUNATELY I WILL NOT BE AS NICE THIS TIME AROUND, AS THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT DESERVE ANYTHING OTHER THAN HORRIBLE REVIEWS.

ALSO

If you read this generated response from "BOB" .......

you will see this is the same response he copies/pastes to every complaint on here..which to me, takes away from the fact that they are taking time to "respond" to everyone on here...telling us to shut up and call you is not a good way to make us happy.

i have called you and theres nothing more you can to do help me..all your products are s**t and i will not waste time exchanging....

there's only so much you can do to make up for an EXTREMELY LACKING PRODUCT.

There are over 77 reports here on ROR alone! The OP here defended herbal smoke shop on another post, obviously BEFORE he received the product. Hell, he's lucky that he even received a product at all. From what Samuel wrote about your product, I'd have rather not received it. Mostly though, think of all the people that don't know about ROR. I think that would make your 1 in 5,000 quote a bit higher. Bob, where do you get your numbers from? Do you take ALL complaints into account?

While you may not have enjoyed our product, guess what? 4.5 million other people did! We have less than 1 in 5000 customers who do not like our products. ONE IN FIVE THOUSAND. That being said, every month we ship 30,000 packages and have 6 or less unsatisfied customers. If you are not satisfied, you can exchange your product :) But again, we have been in business for TEN YEARS and serve almost HALF A MILLION CUSTOMERS A YEAR and you can count less than 1 complaint in 5000 sales. We have a 2% exchange ratio, and 99.9% of our customers are satisified. While you cannot please everyone, we are MORE THAN HAPPY with our 99.9% satisfaction ratio, and will continue to gain more happy repeat customers EVERY SINGLE DAY, which is why our business has GROWN 10% every year since 1998. We currently serve over 400,000 customers WORLDWIDE each year, with an EXTREMELY HIGH REPEAT CUSTOMER RATIO. That says "people love our products" so if you are unhappy with a product, exchange it, rather than post Bologna about it, on a rip off only website. If you beleive the CRAP posted on this website, than EVERY MAJOR COMPANY IN THE USA is a rip off! If you beleive in this ridiculous website, than every time you use your att&t phone, or verizion, or sprint, you are supporting a rip off. If you use your HP or compaq or gateway or dell computer, you are supporting a ripoff. When you drive your ford, chevy, mercedes, etc you are also supporting a rip off. When you go to mcdonalds you are supporting a rip off, when you buy nike sneakers you are supporting a rip off, and when you pay your mortgage to wells fargo, the nations leading lender, if you believe the CRAP on this website, than you also are supporting a rip off. We have been in business since 1998 and shipped MILLIONS OF PACKAGES and have about 20 complaints from real customers who did not contact us when they had a problem. So customers who read this can do the math. Less than 1 in 5000 people have any issue, and if there is an issue (like if ups delivers and you are not home) just EmAIL or call us. That is it. This site is bs, most of these posts are clearly false from our competitor, and if there every is a problem, we offer the best support in the industry. If we didn't than we wouldn't respond to all reports within 24 hrs, and would not be begging the customers if they are real customers, to contact us for support. 1-866-437-2748