High School Teachers Buggery Association, Local Council 96 - - - - Towed My Toyota - - - - - Chatham, New York
They towed my Priapus while I was getting a parking validation ticket from the Barney Frank Newspaper Recycling Center. It took an hour to get my car returned to me but it wasn't until I got home that I noticed there was a dead cat in the back set. They said to take it up with Harry Boaner's Towing Service. I had to throw it in the trash myself. I learned my lesson and from now on will not recycle my newspapers.