Complaint Review: Jessica Rabbit

Hi, 

My name is Tom Hanks, I recently visited Jessica Rabbit at Club Paradise in Viva Las Vegas.

This was not a great experience because I was really looking forward to meeting the REAL MOVIE STAR JESSICA RABBIT from the movie Who Killed Roger Rabit. It turns out I did! What a disgusting evening I had with her.

Some friends and I took Jessica Rabbit aka Candy Rabbit along her dancer friends Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Betty Boop! We paid over 1200 dollars for 30 minutes of these characters time... These LapDances were the worst in my life! Jessica Rabbit had gas and kept quoting phrases from the movie "Who Killed Roger Rabbit" then she decided to play patty cake just wasting my money over and over.

The Flatulence that Betty Boop, Jessica and Buffy had made us sick and we had to leave asap!

We all yelled at the ladies "We are NEVER watching your movies again!" then the bouncer named BlockHead decided it was time for us to go!

Never go see Jessica Rabbit!

Thanks,

The Mad Strip Club Guy.