Complaint Review: Keegan & Associates

Folks:

Have you ever wanted to feel sorry for yourself? Have you ever wanted to be destroyed and owe your employer lots of money after you're fired? Well, now you can. Just ask DruAnne Keegan.

DruAnne Keegan is the head of a single person law firm called Keegan and Associates. She's as dumb as a box of hammers. DruAnne Keegan of Keegan and Associates is so dumb she doesn't understand evidence or SLAPP. DruAnne Keegan of Keegan and Associates was asked by a potential client about the number of cases she has. She claimed 12, yet it couldn't be verified with any court. DruAnne Keegan of Keegan and Associates was upset because she acted like Lynn Westmoreland on the Colbert Report. If this is how she acts before she accepts your case, imagine how she'll handle your case when she has your big fat retainer.

DruAnne Keegan's upset because she's been publicly humiliated. She wants everyone to go through a war like her father did during the Korean War. And she's the topic of how bad lawyers are - on the radio. Just ask Phil Handel. Carl M. Kull, 72, Mackinaw, died at 5:11 a.m. Thursday (March 8, 2007). He married Marlene R. Fairchild. He was an electrician, owning and operating Kull Electric. (Guess we know where Dru Anne got the idea of screwing employees over, don't we?)

DruAnne Keegan of Keegan and Associates is so dumb she doesn't even understand the Evidence Code. DruAnne Keegan of Keegan and Associates is so dumb she caves in when a client is represented by a big law firm. DruAnne Keegan of Keegan and Associates has so much red hair she looks like she's caught on fire.

DruAnne Keegan of Keegan and Associates instead of defending clients based on facts honors her stupid and bastardly alumnus associations of Santa Clara University & San Jose State University. DruAnne Keegan of Keegan and Associates is a wench with a stench that makes her clients and the public clench.

Dru Anne Keegan is upset because she was caught lying to her clients red-handed. She has quite clearly demonstrated why people shouldn't hire her! She told this potential client that malicious prosecution was a way a former employer is supposed to treat a good employee, especially one who saved the county of Santa Clara millions of dollars in court house retrofits. Thanks to Keegan's he's had to go to the hospital for stress.

DruAnne Keegan of Keegan and Associates is upset because a video on YouTube shows her office not even busy like she claims it is. DruAnne Keegan of Keegan and Associates defends Islamofascism. She's a n**i in every way. DruAnne Keegan of Keegan and Associates should change her name to a terrorist organization like Keegan-Qaeda.

ScrewAnne Keegan
San Jose, California
U.S.A.