Los Angeles Housing Authority Housing Authority of the City of Los AngelesHACLA Kinky Ken Simmons Embarrasses HACLA Once Again Los Angeles California
I have no idea how this guy can still be working here making $320,000 year even after he got caught spending thousands of dollars on his City Issued credit card for personal meals and dressing up as a woman at the office.
The latest "fiasco" leaves us here on the 5th floor almost speechless. Our leader "Drunk" Dough Guthrie finally put his foot down regarding Simmons' choice of "office attire", mainly wearing mini-skirts and fichnet stockings. It seems that every day he looked more and more like one of those drag queens that lurk outside the Silver Platter Bar down the street.
Guthrie ordered Simmons NOT to dress up in female clothing while representing the agancy at public events. It seems that now Simmons is into "Furry Culture" ie: dressing up like animals while having sex.
The Housing Authority was invited to an awards banquet by the Los Angeles Sheriff to promote crime prevention in the Housing Projects. Well Simmons decided to go and he dressed up as a GIANT RABBIT! It was so embarassing! Sanford Riggs was so upset that he tried to crawl under the table only to witness Howard Baum getting a b****** from none other than Eric Brown. he about threw up his lobster bisque.
Of course Doug Gutherie didn't do jack sh*** He was too busy getting liquored up on cheap gin.
Why do the taxpayers put up with this b*******?
4 Updates & Rebuttals
Jim Smith
Los Angeles,California,
USA
Ken Simmons is OUT
#5Consumer Comment
Mon, August 07, 2017
He has moved on to bigger and better things.
594XXC
Los Angeles,California,
USA
Ken Simmons is OUT!
#5UPDATE Employee
Sat, April 25, 2015
Ken "Kinky Ken" Simmons is no longer employed at the Housing Authority. He has decided to retire early and fight his struggle with Cancer. The Housing Authorty would not and does not have to make changes to the mens room to allow him to "sanitize". Papa's got a brand new bag! Unfortunately, it's a COLOSTOMY bag.
Estrada Courts
Los Angeles,California,
Simmons Is Still Here
#5Author of original report
Sat, September 06, 2014
I don't know why you think Kinky Ken Simmons doesn't still work at HACLA. I saw him Friday wandering around the 3rd floor. You are such a LIAR!
Wito
Lynwood,California,
Enough Storytelling...
#5General Comment
Wed, September 03, 2014
Ken Simmons has not worked for HACLA for some time now. This goes for all of the top Staff. They have all been replaced. I guess it helps you to pass the time between colostomy bag changes to write ridiculous stories like this.