Complaint Review: Lowcountry Scooter

If this is your only option, call me-- for the same money I will at least offer a complimentary pump of AstroGlyde before reaming you a new one-- Or listen to Larry, he seemed to be pleased with his visit. . . "I will always go there FOR now on. Larry". His 47cc bored-out-Liquor-Sycle does 90 mph PROMPTNESS of Service ---->F- (2 weeks & $300 for 'good-enough-to-get-home-service'-- nothing fixed) CUSTOMER SERVICE---> F- (had to call with a secondary phone in order to get someone on the line) GOLD JEWELRY WITH SHIP ANCHOR NECKLACE, CIGARETTES & DRUG-STORE COLOGNE---> A+ http://www.lowcountryscooter.com/staff.asp (here is the bio of Carl Hall, Self Deputized Scooter Specialist ) Carl Hall Owner & Maritime Jewelry Specialist. Carl moved to Charleston in 2000 with his family, a carton of Durall 120's and a briefcase full of 8caret gold and semi-precious stones. Carl came from an automotive background working for Kayser Chrysler center, you know- the frickin' Kayser Chrysler Center, in Wisconsin. (Jeeze ya never heard of the Kayser Chrysler Center in Wisconsin). as the service manager. After Carl moved to Charleston he was honored to join the sales department at Morris Nissan. One more hurdle that Carl tripped over in his dead-end quest to the bottom. Carl was then forced to open Low Country scooter, (his brother-in-law said it was a sure thing.) He wanted to have a One Stop Scooter Shop for service and sales and jacking everyone that stops by for minute. Now, since Carl has hustled & swindled his way to the bottom 1/5-- Carl has decided to take it to the next level and after investigating a number(the one with high retail markup and shotty craftsmanship) of different motorcycle manufactures(yes, manufactures--not manufacturers) Hyosung (pronounced DONG-SUCK) will be the flag-ship manufacture (yes, that is what I said.... manufacture, not manufacturer) So the next time you drive past our shop-- Remember HYOSUNG (DONG-SUCK). The factory better prepare for record sales considering Carl's credentials and his affiliation to Kayser Chrysler Center--in Wisconsin. GO BADGERS & DONG-SUCK FOR LIFE C.H. RIGHT ON FELLAS-- KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK