Complaint Review: Massage by Fern

Last week I was on holidays on the Gold Coast with my wife and after a tough day following my wife around shopping centres I thought I'd treat myself to a massage. My wife did question the legitimacy of the place as you did have to walk up a fairly shady set of stairs to get there. I should've listened!

The Asian girl that massaged me (I think her name was Waka I think she told me) was doing an ok job until she rubbed my groin and said "extra money and I make you happy ending". I thanked her for her kind offer bet said I was married and that didn't interest me. She then went on to tell me that she could offer FULL SERVICE after hours if I wanted her number. She said she could do special price after hours because she would not need to pay the boss her cut. I explained once again that I wasn't interested and said I would complain if she made any more offers to which she replied that she would call me a liar and tell them that I made a move on her!

After discussing this with my wife we went to the local Police Station and filed a formal complaint. The officer said they were familiar with these activities and said they currently had under cover officers going into these parlours posing as massage shops posing as customers. They thanked us for our assistance and said they would concentrate on this particular shop for a while to bring it to a halt as it was a very grubby look for tourism.

Don't go there unless you want to fleeced for everything they can get from you.