Microsoft took my jolly-jumpers, then refused to download the goods planet wide Internet
When the Microsoft online store refused to download their ($200) office pack I had just paid for (Aug 13/18) via my visa card because of a Microsoft password problem (I don’t ever remember having one) they went ahead and took the money anyway (not letting a silly password get in the way of scoring a goodly wad of the SuperSubstance).
So, then I thought, "Holy SuperGoop. I just been robbed by Bill Gates. Dirty little snot meister.” But then, of course, I snapped back into calm-down land and saw a little further through the haze. Bill Gates is probably on the other side of the planet helping people build clean water distributions systems. But the problem that caused the problem really does need to get fixed, Bill. If it happens to too many people without proper calm-down controls sooner or later somebody will be doing some unnecessary revenge suffering, and probably not you.
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