Complaint Review: N.M.E. - NATIONAL MAGAZINE EXCHANGE

THE COME-ON STATED THAT IF I CALLED NME. AND SUPLIED MY REGISTRATION NUMBER I WAS ENTERED TO WIN ALL OR PART OF $2.1 MILLION.DEBRA BEGAN A SMOOTH CURVE IN THE DIRECTION OF THE CONVERSATION TELLING ME I WAS GOING TO GET AN ORGANIZER (ELECTRONIC) AND (2) WATCHES WITH A MICROSCOPIC DIAMOND IN THE CENTER OF EACH THAT WAS SMUGGLED OUT OF SOUTH AFRICA AT THE COST OF THOUSANDS OF LOCAL LABORERS.JOIN THE ADVENTURE AND SHOW YANKEE KNOW-HOW IN THE FACE OF BARBARIC LOCAL TRIBAL WAR LORDS.THEN TO CONFIRM OUR FRIENDSHIP, DEBRA WAS GOING TO HAND ME OVER TO ERIC WHO WAS THEN GOING TO CALL IN THE COMMANDOS FOR THE RAID ON THE DIAMOND MINE FIELDS WITHJ THEIR BEAT-UP DC-3.WHILE I'M SITTING HERE ANXIOUSLY IN MY HOME IN ELK GROVE ,CA.,WOULD I LIKE TO READ FAMILY CIRCLE.....FIELD AND STREAM.....GUNS AND AMMO AND SEVERAL OTHER MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTIONS.....HE CONTINUED TO PITCH ME EVEN AFTER I TOLD HIM THE LAST MAGAZINE I READ HAD LARRY "BUSTER" CRABBE AS FLASH GORDON ON THE COVER .HE WAS VERY SMOOTH ABOUT IT ALL AND NEARLY CON VINCED ME THAT I PERSONALLY WOULD END ALL WAR AND HOMELESSNESS IN THE WORLD IF I AGREED TO BE FLEECED OUT OF $39.95 (WHICH IS THE AMOUNT ON MY BANK OF AMERICA E-FILE STATEMENT)ADAM WHO I TALKED  TO THIS MORNING(@ NME.) INSISTED WITH RISING ANGER IN HIS VOICE THEY HAD NO SCHEME TO SWINDLE THAT AMOUNT BUT HIS RECORDS SHOWED $33.54.HE'LL BUY LUNCH.