Complaint Review: Paradise Canyon Vacation

Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam

ET don't call Paradise Canyon Vacation

In our previous post we mentioned Noel his wife and his
12 children taking over Disneyland in "Mickey Mouse "Watch Out"
where Mickey Mouse was scammed into buying a $10,000 travel
membership. Poor Mickey ending up selling his home and moving
into Minnie Mouse's house.
At Disneyland Anaheim California Noel bumped into Steven
Spielberg and conned him into doing a remake of ET. Inside
sources got a hold of the script.
The story is based on ET landing into Winnipeg in Noel's
backyard where Noel is barbecuing squirrels he ran over on
his way home from work. Noel's 12 children capture and tie
up ET and bring him into the house. Rather than chopping up
ET for stew meat, Noel has a change of heart and lets his 12
kids keep ET as a pet, since security was too tight at
Disneyland to abduct Mickey or Minnie mouse.
Noel being the mean ruthless manager of Paradise Canyon Vacation
is not satisfied with ET just doing the dishes, mowing the lawn,
scrubbing the floors and calling 1-900 sex lines for him after 10pm.
Like the Grinch, Noel gets a brillant idea to use ET as a salesman
for the presentation. For months the presentations are booked solid
and many people paying $10,000 to $15,000 to join a travel service
and have nothing more to show than a membership with prices just
as cheap or cheaper if they shopped around.
Till one night Wendy the Horrible books a family with 4 kids to the
presentation without Noel's knowledge because Noel hates children
he says that they disrupt the presentations, but yet he wants the
parents $10,000. At the presentation the kids decide to lure ET home
since their mom and dad are allergic to cats and dogs. After the
presentation the kids lure ET to come to their house promising
ET a cheque for $10,000 from their mom and dad to join.
This is where the adventure begins, ET at the kids house calls home
and is told by the leader that Paradise Canyon Vacation is a scam
and that Noel has been using ET just to sell timeshares. When
Noel discovers ET missing he sends out Dave, his right hand man who
sometimes uses his left with his prison tattoos to bring ET back.
To ensure that Dave does the job right Noel gives Dave a case of 24,
from there on we see a drunk, s****.> tripping and falling going after the kids trying to capture ET.
Eventually ET makes it to his space saucer and tells his little people
how Noel used and mistreated him, the leader then flies the space
ship over the Paradise Canyon Vacation call center and blows up the
building. From there they go to Noel's home and capture Noel, his wife
and 12 children and bring them all back to their planet, and open a
petting zoo with Noel, his wife and 12 kids as the zoo's occupants.
Lets just pray that they don't make a sequel "Escape From Paradise
Canyon Vacation"

Picture Captions

1.Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left
has captured E.T. and is bringing E.T. back to the Paradise
Canyon Vacation call center in Winnipeg for Noel to do
behaviorial reassessment and questioning.

2. E.T. calling home and finding out that Noel has only
been using him to sell timeshare rather than $10,000 to
$15,000 travel memberships, so it seems that Paradise
Canyon Vacation has even scammed E.T.

3. Run E.T. run, here we see Dave, Noel's right hand man
who sometimes uses his left along with Noel the manager and
Rod the owner and the rest of the Paradise Canyon Vacation
executives in suits, chasing after E.T on foot.

4. E.T.'s father hears the news that Noel and Dave have
captured E.T. and turned him into a presentation salesman.

5.E.T. peeking out the stage door very nervous about doing
his first Paradise Canyon Vacation presentation.