Complaint Review: Perfect Body Laser aka Perfect Body Imaging LLC

• What's the definition of an ethical business person? He sells a product or service that consistently works & if it doesn't, he RETURNS your money!! If he doesn't earn your money, morally/ethically in the eyes of God, he can't keep your money! That makes him a THIEF!!  This guy IS AN A1# d****e bag people!! THIEF!! He's devised the ultimate scam for a scam artist!!! To get you to hand over thousands of dollars & get away with not having to give you anything in return! BRILLIANT BRO! He makes MILLIONS out of people not getting results & by SCAMMING thousands out of U!  But he didn't think of 1 thing!  One day THE SCAM WOULD BE FIGURED OUT and posted on all the REVIEW BOARDS FOR ALL TO SEE!!  
  
  How about that PATHETIC CHEAP NO FRILLS FLYER that comes to your home often and the inflated false advertising scheme, astronomical discount other in the industry like plastic surgeons or dermatologist would never cheapen their name/brand with such a hight discount!. This guy does put out such a flyer! (1st TELL) Inflate value of original price by Adrienne during consultation (1st Tell) phony discount used to come down to price that plastic surgeon would charge+ (2rd TELL) U R SO NOT A PLASTIC SURGEON BRO!  IT'S SO OBVIOUS U WANT THAT TITLE BRO.  A LOSER like U could never have the stamina to graduate FROM medical school bro.  The only way U can make UR millions is by ROBBING the elderly, fat, newly pregnant, and disfigured! REAL MAN PATRICK! POS! Two post on the review boards one from a 70 year old and woman with post partum depression just gave birth two months prior DID YOU RETURN THEIR MONEY! NO!!!
  
  Slick Adrienne will not tell u the results are temporary if U R overweight that this will barely work for U, the middle class people they R targeting w/flyers need 1,000s to keep this going.  Take $3-8,000 from you and not lose an ounce of sleep! Narcissists don't feel empathy. Old, pregnantdon't care. Don't tell u that radio freq/laser R meant for sculping, toning, for those who have a little unsightly fat.
  
  Let me show you how little he cares about you the customer.  Let's look at his Sales Agreement.  Seller makes $ at ever turn buyer gets nothing:
  
  1) You don't call within 24 hrs. U owe him $125. He's not a doctor!
  2) Contract is non-cancellable & all payments & funding are non-refundable for any reason. What if I have cancer or mentally ill Pat?   What if I am 70 years old or just had a baby? Would you return my money then? Didn't God say in his word that you are a thief if someone didn't get what they paid for and still TAKE their $ anyway. I mean U didn't earn it right? Oh wait YOU aren't a GODLYMAN!
  3) MV $7,500 for Vella III BAHAHA Maybe for liposuction bro! This service is contingent on ITS RESULTS bro!  You cannot value something that is contingent on results. COME ON NOW!  It has ZERO value in the negative -$8,000 for the one who sees no results right??
  4) And that lovely DISCLAIMER at the bottom of the flyer and the contract (91% of people WILL NOT READ THE DISCLAIMER PEOPLE) Adrienne will not point out what's in them that will harm u Adrienne is promising if you don't get results she will give you more sessions until it does. But when you call in after no results. She loses interest and doesn't call you back.  If you weigh more, she will turn on you and make it you.THE FAT SHOULD BE MELTING OFF U $9,800 orig pr
  5) Disclaimer: NO GUARANTEES OR RESULTS OR EFFICACY HAS BEEN MADE TO ME/OR IS EXPECTED OF THIS PROCEDURE.  What the F***!  We are handing you $7,000 to $10,000 you DIABOLICAL piece of s***!  And you take this money and sleep at night bro. And some of these women have acne, stretchmarks, unsightly spider veins, they are elderly come in with severe low self esteem. BUT YA DON'T GIVE A S*** BRO CAUSE U ARE A SOCIOPATH B.  DON'T FEEL EMPATHY LIKE A NORMAL PERSON DOES! SICK SCARY S***
  
  Post negative review or contact BBB he SICKS HIS white trash lawyer based out of bum fck Selden sends a private messenger like he's John Gotti or something BAHAH  Threaten you with SLANDER or DEFAMATION.  U can't defame this dirt bag! HE'S A LEGEND. Called 5 random lawyers 4 new him! Day late dollar short Doreen! I MOVED!  My landlord called to warn me that U came to old house. MIDDLE FINGER POINTING at u. He's place is behind a deli in bum fck Bayshore right after an overpass!! Should of known!!
  
  Final measurement 12/14/17. Ate all day & had my period measured at night. Lawyer say I gained weight.Like I am going to trust a guy to WRITE honest weights & measurements on me when he robs old ladies & women who just gave birth? RIGHT?? Paid for subscription to TRUTHFINDER did background check/looked him up in PUBLIC DOMAIN. Plus 50 negative reviews/$150,000 to $200,000 loss from clients, causes ciaos all the time TOXIC. Past employee RIPOFF report accuses him of posting on competitors post saying he knows it's him.That he witnessed him bragging about this and posting own positive reviews on review boards. Forget his old partner Anthony very sad. When entered this company I had reservation and my gut said something is wrong but that Adrienne gotta luv her! LESSON: Don't get in mud with pigs, they luv rolling around in their own s***! U'll come out w/pig s*** all over u!

I cannot take down the first post.  After reading it, I realize the plastic surgeon comments seem like I am saying he is impersonating a plastic surgeon that is not what I was trying to say in the post it came out garbled and could be interpreted wrong by him and his company.  I was calling him a plastic surgeon wanna be.

I am NOT and I repeat NOT claiming he is posing as a Plastic Surgeon.  I know he is not a plastic surgeon or doctor of any kind.  What I was attempting to get across  that other people in the industry especially plastic surgeon's  who went to medical school and charge high prices for plastic surgery and dermatologist would never send out a cheap flyer offering a 65% discount.  That would make them look  NO FRILLS.  The command expensive payoff because they are many times doing facelits, eyelid surgery, or surgical tummy tucks.  This guy being in the laser doesn't have the education or knowledge as a plastic surgeon.  His Sales Agreement is so naracassitic I said it's obvious he wants the notarity of a plastic surgeon which he will never achieve.  Because he scams people out of their money and steals from people instead of earning medical degree and years of hard work.  He doesn't before the laser work to my knowledge he hires aenesticians to do the work.