Complaint Review: Pro-Vue - Randy Nagel

I saw Randy Nagel from Pro-Vue pick off JFK from behind the picket fence on the grassy knoll while I was drinking a Coke on the 2nd Floor of the Book Depository. I know he was only 6 years old, but he was a sharpshooter and he was standing on Zapruder's lawn chair. I was framed!! Hey, how'd Ruby get in here? Oh, I get it, only secret service guys and strip bar owners with handguns are allowed in - that explains it!!

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