Complaint Review: Psychic Christopher Golden

I don't know what the deal is with Psychic Christopher Golden and transvestites - first of all, everyone is saying he is "telephallic" and can grant others with unordered "parts"... but my story is slightly different...


You see, my ex is Mitch Jones.

Let me tell you something about him:

Mitch "Chesty" Jones is a former music teacher that resides in South Lake Tahoe, California that gets his jollies by utilizing licensed Nevada brothels to act out his cross-dressing fantasies which relate to his mother and sister. When he does this, he represents himself to be a very wealthy man, claiming to have a large inheritance coming his way. He also habitually contacts brothels and arranges for licensed prostitutes to visit him at his Las Vegas Mansion (which he does not, nor has he ever owned).

My relationship with Chesty ended about a year ago, and I have wanted him back ever since, despite his peculiar ways.

I asked Psychic Christopher Golden if he could he me get my ex... Chesty... back.

Now I am not sure if it is because my ex is a transvestite that it is messing things up, but so far it has been a day and nothing has happened. I am calling Psychic Christopher about 20 times a day to ask him what is going on.

I hope I get my Chesty back soon.