I was a humble boy born in the small town of shrewburry massaschussets. one day my father decided he wanted to see the city so we moved to san jose, it was a beautiful town filled with polluting buildings and hobos around every corner.
Then one day I decided it would be a great idea to buy a banner for my dad's birthday who I love and appreciate very much, I Looked online and found out about this small local business called "rapidswag".
So I decided to go on the website and order a banner for him, I was a little confused about the designer so I called and they said "yo come ova' hurr an' we'll be glad to show u wazzup"...
I thought it was a bit odd that they didnt even mention they're business name or sound professsional at all but throwing caution to the wind I left the very next day, its a day I'll never forget.
I made the mistake of bringing my pet monkey along for the ride because his babysitter wasn't in town, so i pulled up to the house and he wanted to sit on my shoulder and come with me inside, I hoped the people at rapidswag wouldn't mind.
So I knocked on the door and I hear some barking, some guy with a funny high-pitch mexican accent told me to come in so i did, and as i opened the door the first thing i saw was a guy dressed up as a TACO! he came up to me and yelled HORALE HOMES! then proceeded to slap the monkey right off of my shoulder! I was very scarred and he said that was normal around here, before I closed the door all the way I could have sworn I heard a Guy Dressed up like SuperMan saying "If I can't beat your prices I'll fly away!" and he JUMPED off of the roof! (he was ok after but i'll mention him more later) so anyways I talked to the taco guy some more and he said the guy in charge was chillin in a cooler but he could help me out.
I got straight to the point that i wanted to get my banner and get out as quickly as possible, he told me it would cost a lot of money and i asked how much, he said it is ten times more than i thought so i said "seventy-five bucks" and he said "seventy five thouand" i thought this was a rip-off but i was ok with it. but then he decided to get his superman friend to hold me down and start licking my face! i was shocked, he said if i dont let him keep my monkey he'll raise the prices... so sadly i let him keep the monkey and payed the seventy five thousand in a check, he said we'll meet again in a week.
One week later...
I came to his house and he had a small mexican boy answer the door, he was very rude from the moment he met me, he cussed at me a lot just because i asked if he had anything to drink in the house as we were walking in, then he gave me a torch and said to "walk up the cave" (it was their attic but it shure looked like a cave) up there was a bunch of trained monkey's who we're printing T-shits! i was amazed and disgusted at the same time, so i walked in and he grabbed my shoulder from out of nowhere, he was hiding in the dark and ripped off my shirt! he showed me my banner and said if i wanted it i would have to pay an extra $2000!
Luckily i had my money from all the "girls" i waste it on, (yeah i'm dangerous) and bought the banner and hightailed it out of there!
The superman guy asked me as i was leaving "did we beat all prices?" and i replied "not by far..." he then proceeded to jump off the roof as i drove away.
2 Updates & Rebuttals
Victor Mong
Shrewburry,California,
USA
This is a Fake report
#3Author of original report
Thu, January 10, 2013
This is a Fake report from the owner, he's just trying to get publicity and he's getting lots of hits from it. I know the guy who owns it hes not a very dangerous man in fact, if you go to his website he even has some "a avery dangerous man" T-shirts and "manual lick my face!" shirts, I went there just the other day and he actually has some good prices deffinatly worth a check.
Livv
campbell,California,
United States of America
This is a fake report from the owner
#3Consumer Comment
Thu, January 10, 2013
he is just trying make a report to look stupid to make everyone elses look stupid,. Gio is desperate for the reports to go away