Complaint Review: Robert Lancaster

THis is the ad:

Hello,
 
My name is Robert Lancaster.I'm a project manager in civil
engineering. I just moved in Manila, Philippines because my company
has won an auction for a big construction project. I'll stay here for
the next 3-4 years or more so I won't come back. I'm looking for
someone to live in my Apartment from there.
 
I will tell you from the beginning that I don't have a problem if you
are a student or if you would like to keep pets there, as long as you
clean up after them. The minimum lease is available for Long and also
Short Term Lease, very important, the utilities are included in the
price per month.
 
 
Details:
Rent: $500 (Monthly)
Damages Deposit: $300
Date Available: Asap
Address: 140 Boylston St, Boston, MA 02116
Bedrooms: 1
Bathrooms:1
 
Amenities in the Apartment:
Appliances: Electric Stove, Fridge,/Interior: Air
Conditioning,Microwave,Balcony, Deck, Patio or Porch,Over sized
Closets,Internet Cable Access Ready,Washer & Dryer
Connections,Furnished Hardwood Floor,Ceiling Fan(s),
Parking,Dishwasher,(gas),and Snow removal.(Hydro is extra),Extra
Storage Area, Fireplace.Tenant Criteria: Smoking Outside, Pets
allowed....
 
NOTE : I'm 50 years old and as I told you, I'm a project manager and
my job even if is paid very well, requires that I move a lot and
without notice. You can move in the Apartment in the same day that you
will receive the keys. The only problem is that I'm already in Manila,
Philippines because we started the work, but you don't need to worry
because I've made all arrangements to rent the Apartment from here. i
would like to know a little something about you. Don't be offended but
i must know to who i will rent my Apartment. Kindly get back to me
with the Below information..
 
 
          *****RENTAL APPLICATION FORM****
                     ( Private and Confidential )
 
      Fill below information correctly...
 
FIRST NAME:__________
MIDDLE NAME:__________
LAST NAME:__________
(CELL)PHONE__________
(HOME)PHONE__________
KIDS _____ (YES/NO), HOW MANY ________
 
PRESENT ADDRESS: _____________________
CITY: _______________
STATE:______________
ZIP CODE: ____________
WHEN DO YOU INTEND MOVING IN? ______________
HOW LONG DO YOU INTEND STAYING? ____________
HOW MANY MONTH RENT ARE YOU WILLING TO PAY UPFRONT_________
 
DO YOU HAVE PET _________
KIND OF PETS: _____________
 
HABITS
DO YOU SMOKE ______________
DO YOU DRINK ______________
DO YOU WORK LATE NIGHT _________
 
REFERENCE
NAME_____________
ADDRESS_____________
 
Get back to me as soon as you fill the application form, I can
guarantee you that this is a great Apartment so looking forward to a
future collaboration and friendship.
Cheers.