Complaint Review: Simon Leis Jr

How dare you add insult to injury by posting your unethical sarcasm on a victim's report, much less a victim who consulted you for legal assistance. Mr. Smith, you clearly are devoid of any professional ethics or responsibility. You are the very type of pathetic lawyer that has earned the trade such contempt in the eyes of the American Public. (and you're a lousey liar...Irvine is nowhere near ;

75 Public Square
Cleveland, OH 44113 ... Mr Robert Smith III  take some Professional Ethics CLE!!!

PS: i couldn't make this outrageous stuff up!

Your doing a pretty good job so far.

Yes its true. Hamilton Co. OH Sheriff Simon Leis, (pronounce least)... came up short in everything,  put me on the Homeland Security TERRORIST WATCHLIST and the International Criminal Database. Hamilton County (Cincinnati) is so corrupt it will NEVER get cleared up, so I've resigned myself to just laughing at their stupidity, missing all my flights after being strip searched and embracing my new alter-ego~ the MASSAGE TERRORIST! Watch out or I'll rub you the wrong way! I guess Sheriff Leis' dementia stems from his stunted growth, diminuative stature coupled with growing up with the consummate sissy name...SIMON! Poor lil man has major Napoleon Syndrome. Obsessed with collecting big guns, expensive toys including a taxpayer maintained SUBMARINE! Read the Cincinnati Enquirer news about Leis and you will quickly realize his serious dysfunction. I caught one of his own, Ofcr Timothy McCarthy red- handed...aiding & abeiting a dishonest employee he colluded with by cancelling my business alarms @ 4am when they'd trespass and commit e-Theft and download account alterations made offsite to balance the checks and ca$h stolen...over $ 300,000.00 in 5 months.Rather than arrest and charge his bad actor and uphold the integrity of his force, Sheriff Half-stack cast me as an International Criminal Mastermind... ludicrous...a  kids dr and massage therapist. Now the DOHS (homeland security), CIA, FBI and other federal agencies have open files on me due to Leis defamation. Front page Headlines reporting my civic activism and recognition for bringing the two largest conventions to the city with multi-million dollar benefit, were suspiciously removed from online archives and the front page conspicuously replaced with mere block ads. The Sheriff has even broadcast on the police cruisers law enforcement network WARNING: Violent Offender to insure harsh treatment at any contact with law enforcement. I was side swipped in a fender bender with my young kids and the police approached the car barking commands with GUNS DRAWN on us. My youngest was crying whats happening Daddy?! They cuffed me and literally shoved me into their cruiser. I saw the bold red lettered Warning on the screen and said Ive never done anything violent in my life much less charged and convicted, how do I get that removed? They looked at each other and laughed and said there must be a good reason, and once its on there, every officer will see it. It can never be removed!

Feeling threatened and my very liberty violated unjustly, I moved to Virginia and registering at the DMV,  took hours while they looked at me strangely and whispered, frequently going in the back room for extended periods. I watched at least 50 people come and go until I was the only person there. The security guard escorted to the locked door and said Watch yourself Doctor as he smiled knowingly.  Nowhere was my profession disclosed during my registration. Once Leis abused his position of public trust and authority, it is useless to try to clear up.
So i'll just embrace the fear in their eyes at the DMV and airport security as they cower to THE MASSAGE TERRORIST !!!
 PS: i couldn't make this outrageous stuff up!

Anyone have suggestions on how to successfully clear my good name and be removed from these errant National Security and International Crime databases?

Yes its true. Hamilton Co. OH midget sheriff Simon Leis, pronounced least... came up short with the least of everything especially smarts & balls, yes the short lil s**t circus cop put me on the fukin Homeland Security TERRORIST WATCHLIST and the International Criminal Database. Government and Cops are sooo corrupt it will NEVER get cleared up, so I've resigned myself to just laughing at their stupid s**t, missing all my flights after being strip searched and embracing my new alter-ego~ the MASSAGE TERRORIST! Watch out or I'll rub you the wrong way! I guess Sheriff Leis' dementia stems from his stunted growth, diminuative stature coupled with growing up with the consummate sissy name...SIMON! Poor lil b*****d has major Napoleon Syndrome. Obsessed with collecting big guns, expensive toys including a freakin SUBMARINE! and weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION. He is seriously twisted. ... I caught one of his dirty cops with his hand in the cookie jar...aiding & abeiting a dishonest employee he colluded with by cancelling my business alarms @ 4am when they'd trespass and commit e-Theft and download account alterations made offsite to balance the checks and ca$h stolen...over $ 300,000.00 in 5 months. so Sheriff Half-stack cast me as an International Criminal Mastermind...fuking ludicrous...a goddam kids dr and massage therapist...what a f**kING IDIOT COP! Now the DOHS (homeland security), CIA, FBI and other federal agencies have me under surveillance...NO s**t!...everytime i go to the DMV, it takes hours while they look at me like Charles Manson and whisper like I'm wired with a bomb. Once some vindictive dumbass PIG casts u in false light to all the law enforcement agencies...its fukin useless to try to clear up... sooo i'll just embrace the fear in the nitwits eyes at the DMV and airport security as they cower to THE MASSAGE TERRORIST !!! PS: i couldn't make this s**t up!