Complaint Review: St. Ygnacio Christian Supplies

I design tee shirts that have mottoes and words of my own design. I came up with designs for toddlers and infants, for the boys they said "Mommy's Little Pimp" and one for girls called "Daddy's Little Exotic Dancer". I showed them to some retailers in Punxsutawney but for some reason none wanted them.

Imagine my surprise when St. Ygnacio's started selling versions that were similar except they said "Jesus's Little Pimp" and "Jesus's Little Exotic Dancer"! WTF! The proprietor, a Mr. Moses Silverstein, rejected my idea outright, saying he liked them but was skeptical that he would move many of them. Ha! Probably two seconds after I left he called one of his pals in the garment district and whipped up a bunch. Some Christian! I understand they're selling like hotcakes!

Boycott this evil man until I save up enough to fight this man in copyright court.

Grindy
Punxsatawney, Pennsylvania
U.S.A.