Complaint Review: The Erotic Review - David Elms

I have written several emails back and forth to The Erotic Review concerning my reviews. I wasn't happy to have a profile set up there to begin with, and tried to have it removed. They refused to remove my page. So, I tried to make the best of the situation, because my reviews weren't terrible...they just were not that great. And being a mother and grandmother in my 40's, I really was not happy about having my body parts dissected as they are on The Erotic Review. I present myself in a clean and professional manner, and treat all my clients with respect and proper discretion. My body parts are not relevant, as my services are not illegal escort services.

I am a Spiritual Erotic Minister that performs LEGAL religious erotic healing rituals based upon ancient rituals performed by Hindu, Japanese, Chinese, Egyptian, and Greek cultures. The rituals are holistic in nature, and are designed to significantly raise endorphin, oxytocin, DHEA, and seratonin levels in the body that are normally triggered through sensual and erotic touch. By raising those natural body chemical levels, the pituitary and immune system functions of the body are maximized. I have a certification from my religious organization to perform the rituals as an ordained minister and light worker.

The "Physio-Spiritual Massage" ritual is actually trademarked by my religious organization, and registered in the state of Ohio as a religious ritual exclusive to our organization, and the ministers and light workers who are certified to perform them.

I DO NOT perform escort duties or engage in prostitution during my rituals. The rituals are erotic, however, but not appropriate to be reviewed on an escort site. And after explaining all this to TER, they still refused to remove my page.

So, to IMPROVE my average review ratings, I asked some of my long-time regular clients to post reviews for me. In each case, The Erotic Review refused to post their reviews, with the reason being that they were not explicit enough to be posted. So the only reviews I have there are mediocre to somewhat positive ones. The clients that were refused publication were very upset about it, and contacted me in each case...apologizing for not being able to help me.

I contacted TER about the complaints, and threatened legal recourse to have my page removed, and received NO RESPONSE.

I also requested that they create a new review area for Spiritual Erotic providers, such as myself and Tantra Goddesses, and they refused stating that there weren't enough of us to warrant a separate category.

I haven't had anyone tell me that their review was altered, but that doesn't mean that it wasn't. Since I have expressed my disdain about TER to my clients and on my personal Guestbook, those reviewers may have been reluctant to admit that the reviews were theirs.

I would love to see this site shut down, and would like to be involved in any class action suit against them. The site does no one any good if it isn't run honestly. (That is, except Dave and the positive fake reviews for young ladies he favors.)

My clients are welcome to review me on my Guestbook, and at least I know that those are honest ones. It really doesn't suprise me that they have been faking reviews...I haven't considered them an honest site for quite some time.

Reverend Roxanne
Fairfield, Ohio
U.S.A.