Complaint Review: The Nouveau Tech Society

I am feeling lucky. I received an absolutely free something or another correspondence from the Nouveau Tech Society. I don't know if I want to be rich, turn an ankle in my psychic abilities, or be a skeptical maroon. I think I'll take door #3.

My invitation came in an impressive airmail envelope. They must have received my name from one of those horoscope sites! Nouveau has asked me if I ever felt like God was communicating with me-giving me a sign. Yes, he has. At this very moment he whispered in my ear "I wonder what tree these nuts fell from?" It said I must fill in my form before August 26. Do you think it will make it there in 2 days? Maybe they will accept my late response. Or maybe the letter will just find its way to the trash. Stupid is as stupid does.

Mel
bristol, Connecticut
U.S.A.