Complaint Review: The Nouveau Tech Society

I can't recall everything that I was told in the initial contact, as I had to mail the entire sheet back to get my free booklet (installment #1). But it was to the effect that the illustrious members of the Society had been watching me and determined that I held powers just waiting to be released with their guidance.

OK, the 55 page booklet arrived, and it was free, but I had two days to respond and order the 1000-page book (installment #2) or I would be too far into my "2nd cycle" for the book to be of help. And - darn! - the offer will never be made again!!!

Gee, this book normally is sold for $240 (though offers to the society of several thousand dollars had been turned down - I must really be something special!?!) but now I could get it for 43% off that cost - only $135! But, what were all these stories about down-and-out people getting this book for free. Why don't they offer me the book for free, then if I strike it rich, I'll send the money without the 43% discount?

What really stopped me was the message that soon I would have gorgeous women fighting for my attention. Excuse me - I'm female and would much rather have men notice me!

I challenge Nouveau Tech to contact me and answer these charges - loan me the book for a month. Then I will retract all of my sarcasm & tell the world how wonderful & honest the Society is.

Leigh
Roanoke, Virginia
U.S.A.