Complaint Review: Trader Joe's

I used to shop at Trader Joe's - his prices were so good,

But now it would be rare to find me in his neighborhood.

A mark-up here, a mark-up there - and then, before you know

You're paying almost twice as much from a short time ago.

But never fear, wine-drinking dear - the benefit's for you;

For there's a law for Charles Shaw to always sell at 2($).

Such marketing approaches tend to make the shopper stagger,

Once-trusted Joe becomes the foe with his price-gouging dagger.

Joe, since you often change your name to help your products sell,

Another fitting appellation suits you just as well.

It's rather catchy...witty...cute, like Fearless Flyer prose;

Just drop the "T" and there you be: you're simply Raider Joe's!