Tupper Lake Teacher Arrested and charged with theft and child neglect evil teacher dirt bag Tupper Lake New York *UPDATE ..Tupper Lake theme song!
SCANDAL ROCKS HICKTOWN ..After 30 years of gross theft of a paycheck, the spelling teacher at the Tupper Lake Elementary School was arrested by Super Cop Chief Cole. Reports of her neglecting her duties began to surface when town residents began a massive internet attack on each other, and people from across the country developed symptoms of hysterical laughter at the illiterate ranting and raving.
Former students that have been interviewed describe her one hour spelling class as a free for all session of hurling insults,lies and gossip. "That could be the conditioning of the behaviors that are surfacing
today" said an unnamed literacy counselor, who is on stand by in case the epidemic of ignorance is not contained.
Other more distubing reports of the teacher, allege that she may have been a lost hippie stuck in the classroom for 30 years on an endless trip of LSD. A written statement released by board member and lifelong resident of Tupper, Bob Onmyknob contained the following."We the skool bored members had no idea that such miskondukt was taking playce"
Tim
Cleveland, Ohio
3 Updates & Rebuttals
Jim
Seminole,Florida,
Tim, you're a riot!
#4Consumer Comment
Thu, August 08, 2002
Love the teacher article. I've been browsing these boards for the past couple of days and the TL crowd has me rolling with laughter, when, that is, I can decipher the illiterate scrawlings!
I have seen evidence that people do actually move into that town however, since several (well... maybe 2 or 3) postings have actually been correctlly spelled and the grammar was properly used as well. I know these posters could not have been born and raised in the Lake area!
I see the date on this last post was back in June, but I hope you're contemplating more lampooning soon!
Tim
Cleveland,Ohio,
Tupper Lake theme song
#4Consumer Comment
Wed, June 19, 2002
**sung to the tune of green acres***
Tupper Lakers what a sight to see
Flakes and weirdos spreading the vd
Gossip flying out so far and wide
From the pc in my doublewide
Lake Placid is where I'd rather stay
Or anywhere else thats far away
I just adore a redneck feud
Dahlings I love your rotten attitude
The bores
The whores
Whats there
Big hair
You are my h*e
We've got to go
Tupper Lake we are there
tom
tupper,New York,
teacher arrested
#4Consumer Comment
Sat, June 15, 2002
actually the teachers got caught up at horse shoe lake drinking and skinny dipping WITH THE STUDENT'S but do you think any thing happened to them !! no !! they are still teaching here go figure and this is the truth maybe ill name some later on