Complaint Review: United Airlines

United Airlines: Welcome to the unfriendly n*****s in the sky. And who the f*** is JustFly? United Airlines used JustFly to engage in a bait and switch on my ticket from LAX to Newark. After several searches to get a good price and reasonable times, I’m ready to pay. When I go to pay, after they have my credit card information, a pop up comes up and it says there is a $50.00 price increase. Money gouging scum! When I confronted some a**hole in United customer service by email, his trite and unprofessional response to my claim, was that United doesn’t support JustFly. Strange, they booked the ticket, collected the money for United, and they work for free? Not. A bait and

switch by what is supposed to be a "Reputable” airline. United runs their airline like nickel and dime n*****s run a three card monte. So I was going for a one week family visit, and after these thugs got in my pocket like that, there was no way I was going to check a bag for $25.00, in either direction; and I didn’t. On the return flight economy class was treated like cattle. "Lily” was the only United Airlines personnel boarding passengers. Boarding was for 9:15PM and did not start until 9:50PM. She called first class, mileage folks and the ones. The ones are economy class in the back of the plane. She made no other call, and we boarded like a herd of cattle, there was no seating near the gate,

we were made to stand and wait to board for 45 minutes. And why were there so many standby tickets? I know why because there was a storm coming and United bought people off to sell their tickets for more money. They sent me an email and asked me how much I would be willing to accept to delay my flight: $250.00, $350.00 or $450.00: Unconscionable scum! Who regulates thieving b****** n*****s? I had a previous experience with sitting in an exit door seat. So when I was asked if I did not mind helping out by sitting in that seat, that they assigned, I said sure. I had no idea that the exit door seats on united do not recline and have less leg room, to extend your legs, than any

other economy seat. In other words these seats are not worth as much. And they know it. After I realized that the seat assignment was not going to work, because I have a back defect and cannot sit straight up for more than a half hour, I requested a seat change. Never in my life have I been treated so rudely and disrespected, by the entire staff of the plane, to the purser level. I mean they really have it down; it’s a n***** convention in the unfriendly skies. Corporate n*****s! I was literally harassed during the flight by all of them, because none of them wanted to switch someone else into that seat. Are you f***ing kidding me? I had to stand for half the flight. I was treated like total

s***. United Airlines gets you to commit to the seat, that they assign, and anyone sitting in them is a sucker. The way the sexist United Airlines representative who put me in that seat put four other men in those seats too, there was one token female. Sexist f***ing pigs! The seat is worth less. The seat should not accommodate someone with back issues, and United Airlines should ask that question to anyone sitting there. I don’t want the money or any financial consideration from United Airlines, for the unprofessional treatment. I will never fly them again, and I will never use JustFly again. Had I bitched louder before the cabinet door closed, I would have been harassed off the plane by the

entire crew. They were like a pack of wild dogs, just waiting for me to cross the line. Why? Because they had my ticket sold for three times what I paid for it. One flight attendant even had the audacity to say it. Our planed was delayed for an hour while they made additional $100,000.00 up-selling tickets. She refused to find me another seat, forced me to fly in pain, and stand for half the flight, and that n***** b**** would have been happy if I stood the whole flight. Her comment was you could have got off and been delayed three days in Newark. F*** you c***, and n***** b**** that bore you. I felt like I was on a Greyhound bus, only they had to hold on straps. Tell you what though, and

this is for the scumbag bean counters, who extract every ounce of profit, out of every inch of space on a United Airlines flight. In the event of an emergency landing and the need to use the door they wanted me to assist with, I would have shoved every first class passenger back, until every economy passenger was off the plane. I would have punched them in the face if I had to. So how safe are your first class passengers really, sleeping three feet away from me, with the wall you put up in your emergency exit seat row, that provides less legroom than all other economy seating passengers. Not very! I wanted to scream an AC/DC song "Eat the rich”. I did kick the wall several

times to keep my feet from falling asleep, in the crunched position I was forced to endure. That’s it. There is one other thing worth mentioning, for comic relief, in this context. The gay, token male flight attendant comes around, and he was holding little baggies and He said "In flight mints” and then he said mini… earplugs. No one is really listening. I was. He really wants to get them in your hands, because there is no inflight movie or music. You must pay extra for everything. The snack was a bag of pretzels and a small glass of soda. They should charge for the toilet too, why not? And while I’m at it: In the terminal you cannot pay for any other wifi internet connection, other than the United

App. F*** United airlines you control freak thieving n***** mother f***ers: Never in my life and never again. United Airlines must be run by some real n**i punks. F*** you!