Hugh G Rekshon
Los Angeles,#2REBUTTAL Individual responds
Fri, July 27, 2012
The first thing I want to say is that I am deeply offended at the comments made by the Author. I have fully admitted to my Homosexuality and my cross dressing. Every one accepts it except for THIS guy. I sure wish that I knew who this person was. I had to change my name to Hugh G Rekshon because everyone was looking for Mr. "Kinky" Ken Simmons. I think that this might be the guy that walked up to me in Echo Park and said "Under the moonlight with the quacking ducks, you look like Deana Durbin". Then I said: "Hey, I look BETTER than Deana Durbin!"
When I find out who exposed me on my work activities here, Mister... I am going to take YOU into the board for a little informal hearing! You obviously have a bad attitude towards the Homosexual community. I have lived an honest life since my "coming out" party that was "crashed" by Anita Bryant. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HAATE IT!
Jim Webb Bail Bonds
Hooterville,#3UPDATE Employee
Thu, July 12, 2012
I took a photo of the offending cake with my cellphone but Rip Off Report wouldn't let me post it. It was too disgusting even for ROR! What does THAT tell you about the cake?!?!?!
By the way - Lucelia Hooper ran over my foot with that d**n scooter she has and spilled her bottle of Thunderbird and it ate a hole in my pants. Can I sue? Aside from the cake and Peter Lynn's "costume" another interesting thing I witnessed was Miss Hooper drinking her bottle of bum wine with a straw.
KEEP IT CLASSY HACLA!
The Good Rabbi
Los Angeles,#4UPDATE Employee
Wed, July 11, 2012
Through this reply, I intend to serve as a facilitator who will help you draw your own conclusions about Mr. Kinky Ken Simmons. That is, I'll be your "guide on the side", not a "sage on the stage". With my assistance, you'll soon gain a deep understanding of how Kinky Ken's positions have led to date rape, domestic violence, pornography, and other social ills. In the text that follows, I won't bother discussing the flaws in Kinky Ken's logic because he obviously doesn't use any logic. Many the things I've talked about in this response are obvious. We all know they're true. But still it's necessary for us to say them because the elasticity of Mr. Kinky Ken Simmons's interpretation of the Bible shields him from having to take a stand for anything morally correct yet politically (spiritually?) unpopular.
Howie Felterbush
Funky Town,#5UPDATE Employee
Wed, July 11, 2012
I heard about this "Birthday Party" but didn't actually witness it. Does anyone have a photo of the cake? Those of us out here in Van Nuys really want to know if the p***s cake actually exists.
Sarkis
Nickerson Gardens,#6UPDATE Employee
Wed, July 11, 2012
First of all the comment that nobody was injured in the rush to escape the party featuring a giant frosted p***s is a LIE. I know for a fact that at least 2 people were transported by LAFD paramedics to Good Samaritan Hospital after being trampled by the mob of frightened employees fleeing the board room.
As usual the security guards in the lobby didn't do Jack s**t to help. I thought it was very UNPROFESSIONAL for them to laugh at us during the mass exodus.
It is also common knowledge that the Simmons "birthday party" was personally approved by Commissioners Margarita Garr and Dennis Hernandez in advance. I would love to know how much that perverted looking cake cost. Judging from how big is was, I'm willing to bet it was at least $175. Simmons is such a cheap b*****d with his own money (except for his evening gowns) that I KNOW he had HACA pay for the cake. I hope someone does an investigation on this just to see how much money was spent on this fiasco.
Also - there was a lot more alcohol being consumed than that crappy gin soaked "punch" they tried to give us. When I left work that night I saw the janitors wheeling out a dumpster full of empty bottles of Thunderbird, Night Train and Cisco wine from the first floor.
HACLA management should be ashamed of themselves.