Maroni Tires
The Ghetto,#2Consumer Comment
Mon, September 24, 2012
Doesn't anyone recognize this person as being the author of the famous Keith Friberg the evil smoothie man stories? Your writing, although entertaining and well written, is too familiar to the smoothie reports. I was expecting Keith Friberg to drop from the ceiling on a vine and lay down a royal flush or something. In the future, if you're writing gag reports, at least entertain us with a smoothie slugfest or a cross-burning on the lawn in front of the smoothie counter. This report led to nothing and I felt that I wasted 4 minutes of my life reading it. However, if this is not the Keith Friberg author and it's a legitimate report, you're pushing it right to the edge of being racist buddy. Keep it clean.
sosa_belmonte
Haitianville,#3Consumer Comment
Mon, August 13, 2012
I HATE the track! If you go there to have a good time its just not gonna happen. Any skill that you have at playing poker is just tossed right out the window because of players who have no clue what they are doing. This story is a prime example. The person holding KK played his cards decent, however he should've pushed all-in pre-flop. The dumb Haitian guy with bad breath would've never called holding 7-3 off-suit. That's what's bad about the race track. Way too many idiots there who will call hundreds of dollars with absolutely nothing. Haitians are the worst.
venturacustoms8845
West Palm Beach,#4Consumer Comment
Thu, July 19, 2012
I'm glad you brought up Haitians. I sat at a table one time, and it was 7 Haitians at the table, and me. They were all speaking Haitian to each other, which was completely unfair. You're supposed to be allowed to only speak English. How do I know what they were all telling each other when I don't understand Haitian? That area there at Congress and Belvedere is a HUGE Haitian community, and unfortunately they flood the PBKC. They collect their free government money and food stamps and go directly to the track to blow it. They ought to put a sign outside the entrance that forbids them entering if they refuse to speak English.
ToddHchitown
Boca Raton,#5Consumer Comment
Thu, July 19, 2012
your best bet is to opt for coconut creek casino instead of pbkc. You won't have to deal with waiting an hour for a table nor will you have to deal with any haitians. People don't go all in for no reason there. You'll still lose money, just not as much as the pbkc. Coconut Creek has just been renovated so it looks nice and has a great bar in there. Hilarious story by the way i feel that happened to me 1,000 times lol
VTtransmissionzz
Town of Palm Beach,#6Consumer Comment
Sun, July 08, 2012
i don't know whether you posted this so people would stop going to the track or to post a hilarious poker story but none-the-less it was fantastic! If you are trying to keep people from going to the poker room though, you and i both know it's not going to happen. I go there often myself, I'd like to know who wrote this I'd love to meet ya. lololol
Sidney H. Vega
Boca Raton,#7Consumer Comment
Wed, July 04, 2012
I thoroughly enjoyed your rant against the dog track's poker room. Good luck trying to get anyone to believe it! First of all, if you get upset over someone beating you at a hand of poker, here's a suggestion: Don't play! I also don't think that you should be going outside at all actually, based on how racist you are and that you're willing to tell someone he needs to brush his teeth right to his face. Why do you feel the need to keep calling him "the Haitian?" If he was American, would you be saying "The American"? The dealer all of a sudden has a megaphone with him? Where did he get it from? This story is completely false. Bottom line is you lost in a game of poker and you're upset about it. I've been going to the track for years and that has never happened nor WOULD ever happen. The only reason that people would start cheering and singing songs as you leave is if you're there every day giving hard-working dealers hard times for not dealing out the cards you wanted. Stick to writing stories, and don't put crap on here that doesn't belong!