Inside Zorro
London,#2UPDATE EX-employee responds
Sun, October 24, 2010
On its website, Zorro law states the following about itself. I couldnt quite keep a straight face while reading it so I thought Id be helpful and translate: Zorro Law Limited aims to provide a wide ranging, flexible and complete legal service for individuals and companies in all areas of civil law. Translation: We will plan and execute any strategy so you avoid having to pay anyone, ever. Our practice meets the requirements of modern life and business in terms of legal services, from legal specialisations, to facilities and client care. Translation: Our client hired a copywriter and so we had to use this sentence, even though we have no idea what it means either. We aim to be the best by virtue of our awareness of your changing needs. Translation: We can change our minds as quickly as you can and make whatever fanciful, baseless argument you like. We recognise that individual and business needs have changed in recent years; in a 24 hour world we provide a 24 hour service. Legal dilemmas do not, unfortunately, present themselves solely in UK business hours, which is why we offer a round the clock facility to put you in touch with your solicitor day and night. So you dont have to wait until 9 oclock in London to obtain legal advice for a crisis in Tokyo. Translation: Because we only have one client, he calls us any time, day or night, and we HAVE to answer the call, or he goes mad. PS. If a member of the public had a legal crisis in Tokyo, the internationally renowned firm of Zorro law would be the LAST place he would come! In addition to contemporaneous legal knowledge from our members, (Tr. one member, Stephanie Kleyman) we also have advanced technological facilities (Tr. laughable IT department headed up by Costas), providing us with the ability to offer an accurate, rapid and flexible service to meet all of your legal needs, from advanced, highly accurate billing services to digital record keeping and up to the minute progress reports (Tr. again, ONE client means he calls and screams at us all day long in exchange for which we receive random, undocumented payments for services rendered i.e., basically launder money for our client), all to provide you with the best legal advice available. Dont make me laugh! Zorro law is the most corrupt, unbalanced, and dependant law firm ever created! And Stephanie Kleyman and her sidekicks are completely untrustworthy and concerned only with facilitating their sole clients wishes, which are buy now, pay NEVER and who is this ONE mysterious client? No matter how you slice it and dice it, no matter what the fictitious name or trust, it always comes back to the one and only uber criminal mastermind, Aaron Gershfield. Do not think you will ever get anything out of Zorro law. Its simply an appendage of Aaron Gershfield.
Never Again
London,#3Consumer Comment
Wed, September 29, 2010
We were engaged by one of the companies you mention (I wont say which because these are nasty, vindictive people) for a commercial matter and it was like pulling teeth to get them to pay up.
At the time, this Stephanie Kleyman woman was working as their in house solicitor. Whilst they initially paid the retainer, they were the most demanding, needy, and bothersome client weve ever had! And if things didnt go their way, they would withhold payment of fees out of spite.
The reason things did not go well for them is that they lied . . . a lot. They didnt tell us the full facts and when these
came out and were supported by the evidence, it was somehow our fault. Had they told us the truth, we never would have taken the case and they knew that. Id add that both the client and their solicitor engaged in thoroughly deplorable behaviour, which I am regrettably unable to reveal.
Weve since dropped them as a client as it was inefficient to continually chase for overdue bills. I rather suspect many firms have been burned by these tactics and since no reputable firm will work with them, this Zorro Law company
was set up.
Never again. Stay well clear of this lot.