Complaint Review: EARNHARDT TOYOTA SCION - MESA Arizona

'FROSTY THE SNOWMAN' has just been released!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please sing this 'Toyota Christmas Song' to the tune of- 'FROSTY THE SNOWMAN' (It's about Katsuaki Watanabe, Toyota's President.) Here we go- Watanabe, the President Was a very angry man With some sludging cars and a balding head Maybe he should get a tan? Watanabe, the President Liked to cheat and trick and lie Eating rare roast beef and some lobster-tail For dessert...some pumpkin pie! And then one day The PEOPLE said Your brain's all filled with SLUDGE Watanabe called his Lawyers up And he ordered lots of FUDGE! Watanabe, the President Tell us now- What will you do??? We are SPEAKING-OUT and it's our 1st Right And guess what?- YOU CANNOT SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! End. P.S. Please 'Google' this- KATSUAKI WATANABE, and go to a site and see what he looks like!!! Also, I was up in Winter Park, Colorado the other day and I saw FROSTY!!!! He told me that Toyota's stock will go DOWN, just like a big s****.!!! I asked him where Toyota's stock would most likely be on 1-23-2009, and he said it should be around $50 a share!!!!!! So, SELL YOUR TOYOTA STOCK NOW!!!!!!!!!! More 'Toyota Christmas Songs' coming!! Stay tuned, America & the rest of the world!!!!!!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S.S. The book that you can order when you click on the ad at all of the Ripoff Reports would make a GREAT 'stocking-stuffer' for Christmas!!! It's the PERFECT gift for the one, or ones, you love this holiday season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm getting 3 of them for my 3 brothers, the- '3 Wise Men'. Thank you. I'm Karl, and I approve this song! Sing a song- you can't go wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'SILENT NIGHT' Please sing to the tune of- 'Silent Night'. Here we go- Sludging car Sludging car Won't go fast Won't go far! My new Camry's a sludging car Won't go fast and it won't go too far My airbags don't work Watanabe is a JERK!! Verse 2 Engine sludge Engine sludge Pay the Lawyers Pay the Judge! Lots of cars all have engine sludge Pay the lawyers and pay-off the judge Looks like poop mixed with fudge Toyotas got engine sludge!!!!! End. Make sure to 'Google' this- ENGINE SLUDGE, and go to the consumeraffairs website about Toyota Engine complaints and read all of the ENGINE SLUDGE COMPLAINTS from Toyota owners!! Then, MAKE SURE to click on 'Airbags' when you are there and read those complaints too!!!!!! YOUR LIFE COULD BE IN DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The next 'Toyota Christmas Song' will be posted at this Report. It will be to the tune of- 'FROSTY THE SNOWMAN'. It's about Katsuaki Watanabe, the President of Toyota!!! I think you'll like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPREAD THIS ALL OVER THE WORLD-WIDE WEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you. I'm Karl, and I approve these songs!

'DECK THE HALLS WITH BOWS OF HOLLY' Stand up, and sing out loud to the tune of- 'Deck The Halls With Bows of Holly' Here we go- 1,2,3,4 Earnhardt's lying Now they're crying Fa La La La La- La La- La La! Camrys broken We have spoken Fa La La La La- La La- La La!!! Tundras sludging They ain't budging Fa La La- La La La- La La La!!!!! Stocks declining Toyota's WHINING Fa La La La La- La La- La La!!!!!!! VERSE 2 People groovin' Honda's movin' Fa La La La La- La La- La La! RAV 4's SMOKIN' I ain't JOKIN' Fa La La La La- La La- La La!!!! Christmas comin' Porsche's hummin' Fa La La- La La La- La La La!!!!! Write a POEM They'll all know 'em Fa La La La La- La La- La La!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. Don't forget to 'Google' this- SLUDGE POEM, and read it!!! Toyota's CEO, Jim Press, QUIT his position at Toyota EXACTLY two weeks after SLUDGE POEM was posted here on 8-23-2007. Thank you. I'm Karl, and I approve this Update! More 'Toyota Christmas Songs' coming!!!!!! STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S.S. Make sure to 'Google' this- ENGINE SLUDGE, and go to the consumeraffairs website about Toyota Engine complaints and read the MANY complaints from Toyota owners whose TOYOTA ENGINES ARE SLUDGING, and have SLUDGED!!!! Make sure to click on 'Airbags' when you're there and read how TOYOTA AIRBAGS are NOT DEPLOYING when Toyota owners are in ACCIDENTS in their Toyota vehicles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, 'Google' this- SUIT: DEFECT REPORTS ALTERED TOYOTA PLANT, and read the Whistleblower Lawsuit!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!