Complaint Review: Global Media Advertising - Internet Internet

I LOVE RIPOFF REPORT, I come here just to read stupid stuff like this guy's bogus complaint.  It really makes my day, and brings a smile to my face.

I dont know the person who filed this compaint, i also dont know the company.  But what I do know, is that the idiot who actually filed this complaint is a total troll, he does nothing but complain about literally EVERYTHING.  For example, WalMart/Energizer Batteries:  HE COMPLAINED THAT THEY DONT LAST LONG ENOUGH FOR HIS LED TWEAKER FLASHLIGHT so he could go dumspter diving in random low-income apartment dumpsters looking for scrap metal from old appliances and box springs??  <<  What a complete IDIOT.  Out of 15 Reviews, he was the ONLY one to complain..  Coincidence?  I Think NOT!  And here's why:

First off, and by his own admission on this site, he didnt even purchase a product from the company mentioned.  He was just in one of his bipolar-manic moods and missed his medications due to the fact his wife wouldnt sleep with him since he ran out of money and couldnt purchase his order of Enzyte, so he went ahead and took the (obviously not valuable) time out of his day to file a ripoff report about a company he didnt even actually do business with, EVER.

How do we know this?  All you have to do is Google "EDUKATD NEW JERSEY" (Which was the username and location of this complaint) and you will find a plethera of all his stupid little rants (not one rave) about everything from this random company to lithium batteries and floods in Metuchen.  No Joke!  WHO FILES COMPLAINTS ON TRULIA ABOUT HURRICANE IRENE?? (I wouldnt be surprised if he filed a ripoff report about GOD on here somewhere too!)

When was the last time you got a telemarketing call?  I personally get them all the time.  If you dont like them, remove your number as a business contact number from the internet!  Otherwise, expect to get called.  Simple?  I think so..  But then again, I dont take time out of my day to call back and flip out on a poor soul simply going to work and answering the phone which he/she is paid to do.

1 Plus 1 DOES equal two in this case, right?  Not quite for him, simple math just doesnt seem to add up.  Logical calculations dont seem to make sense to this absolute genious, and as you can see from his other trolling rants on the internet he was in fact related to Isaac Newton (failed abortion, somehow survived) since he went so far as to call this company back and flip out on a receptionist (as stated here in his own complaint, and shown by his own behavior with his other useless and bogus rants all over the internet).  

When I find out this gentleman's identity (according to his Trulia Profile as found on a google search, he calls himself a "Real Estate Pro") ill post it, so everyone can call and telemarket him!  Even the ACTUAL REAL ESTATE PROS made him look like a true idiot due to the fact he would constantly call and harrass the same 4 real estate agents representing a community that had units for sale with useless rants and complaints about a flood and mold which didnt even have anything to do with the poor real estate agents who answered the phones there either.

Love you EDUKATD!  You da man! (and still a genious)