Boz
Las Vegas,#2Consumer Comment
Thu, October 23, 2003
When I first met Uncle Teddy I thought there was something funny about his skin; Way too smooth for and old guy. Teddy lived in Saranac and he claimed to have bathed in Olive Oil every day of his life. He did have beautiful skin. Teddy is gone now. I don't think he died though. No, I feel that he just went back to somewhere else. Now the more reports I get from Tupper Lake and the other towns in that area, the more convinced I am that Teddy and most of the other citizens of that zone are just Spacemen and Space-women, plain and simple. Now this site is not Fred Davis certified to deal with Aliens, so from now on; Any "one" claiming to be from "The Laker Zone" must be able to pass the "The Safford Simpson Human Aptitude Test" and receive at score of at least 75 or "Slack Jaw Empty Eye" Rating. I do not want to give the whole deal away, but I will say that there are no trick questions. For those of you who may not be "From around here" but are really trying to fit in, a trick question would be something like, "Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?" or "Where is Spain." Work on it/ Love you,