David
Terra Haute,#2Consumer Comment
Fri, March 05, 2004
Your minister was pigging out so much that got carried away. Whatever sauce you used on the lil' smokies from Eckrich Farm was fantastic. I went to the bathroom due to my nephew sticking one of those in my tuxedo pants. I didn't know it and when I sat down it went into my rectum. I would've left it there but the sauce was running down my leg. So I went into the bathroom where I could drop my pants and get it out with my finger. The reverend saw me standing there in front of the urinal and apparently saw the sauce running down my thigh. He had an uncontrollable impulse and immediately dropped to his knees behind me and started licking the sauce, needless to say he sucked that weiner right out of the canal in no time, so as far as molestation you be the judge. When I went out to tip him for weiner removal my sleeve was caught in his window and he dragged me down the street until my pants shredded off! So he didn't hit me with the car but he didn't do me any good with it. Thought everyone should know - do not serve lil' smokies in bar-b-q sauce at any event with this man.
Jutta
Tucson,#3Author of original report
Fri, June 27, 2003
The "Reverend" does business as "Arizona Clergy" and he's in the Yellow Pages. According to the BBB, he also dba "CECC Episcopal Ministries." I remember him telling us he also worked part-time at a gas station (we're still kicking ourselves that we missed this obvious hint) -- I don't believe he's affiliated with a church anymore... Other things I forgot to mention in the Ripoff Report: He MISPRONOUNCED MY NAME during the ceremony -- He repeatedly hinted about his "tip" even though wedding officiants are not customarily tipped -- He brought his own bib and wore it while he pigged out (maybe it had pockets where he could hide more food?) -- He jabbered on and on about his negative experiences at other weddings where other people were "rude" to him (gee I wonder why) and he also made unflattering comments about certain religious groups. He even showed me the vows that another couple wrote and said, "Can you believe that someone would say something like that?" (Once again, I was too shocked to tell him, "No, but I can't believe you would violate someone else's privacy rights either, Reverend.") If there's one good thing I can say about the guy, it's that to the best of my knowledge he didn't molest any children or run anybody over with his car at the wedding. We were married on May 25, 2003 at the Tanque Verde Ranch, and except for the presence of this jackass, everything else was perfect.
Brianna
Tucson,#4Consumer Comment
Thu, June 26, 2003
Thank you. Being from the same city as you, I hope to never have to deal with this individual. What church is he affiliated with? I'm going to avoid him at all costs only because I'd rather not take the risk and your claim seems to be very truthful.