Complaint Review: American Association for Nude Recreation AANR - Kissimmee Florida

Okay, so I had a few typos in my last entry. Where it said gold carts, I meant to say golf carts.. Now back to the towel issue:

Okay from where I was standing and the position of the old woman who was yelling at the young man for apparently not carrying his towel.. I think the yelling went something like: "Where's your towel? Why aren't you sitting on a towel? I told you to carry a towel and some other words.. The young man said "Why should I have to carry a towel? I'm naked aren't I? More words, and then "I'm sitting on the ground, why do I need a towel?" "It's club policy to carry a towel with you at all times. "Get up!" No!" "Bob? "Don?" Then a few golf carts pull up and the sound of loud voices from a few elderly men mixed with the loud voice of the young man. Then an elderly man said "call the police!".. Two senior citizen aged men grabbed him by both arms and took him to the lounge until the police showed up.  

So it sounded to me like he was sitting on the ground without a towel, and yes that's a STUPID reason to be yelled at and kicked out. He may have tried to fight one of the elderly gray haired men when they pulled up on their golf carts trying to save the day, I'm not sure. We were trying to enjoy ourselves and mind our own business. 

Another one of those stupid pointless invisible rules that isn't really necessary. I can see how it would be necessary if you were sitting in one of their chairs, but not on the ground. Why do you have to carry a towel with you everywhere you go? You might as well be dressed in a Toga!

"I'm not sure why he got yelled out and escorted out of the resort by cops. I just thought it was a stupid reason to be removed."

You don't know why he was escorted out but you consider it a stupid reason. Huh?

I'm assuming you're young, and probably female which would explain the total biasness that you seem to carry around with you on your shoulder! So I'm going to go easy on you because you're a young female. If you're not young, you've got to be the most immature, dense person I've ever met!

It just so happened that the resort we visited was not called AANR, but I do understand that the resort was affiliated with AANR. Who do you contact when you have a problem with a resort? No one? So I'm guessing that means the resort's in the clear right? WRONG! Not as long as there's a thing called "Rip Off Report." 

My girl didn't do anything to cause me to have an erection, another point as to why I think you're female, because guys understand that erections HAPPEN! and sometimes without doing anything sexual. It just so happens that the feeling of being naked and the light breeze caused me to have an erection.

I'm also assuming that the lady who walked outside and saw my erection who was probably in her late 60's wasn't used to seeing guys with erections due to the fact that men who visit nudist resorts don't ever get erections, or they just can't get it up because they've been told that having an erection is wrong, sinful, and evil all their lives. 

As for us being in the hot tub, I just thought it was a little odd that once we sat down about 5 members showed up spontaneously. I wouldn't have minded so much if one member or even two showed up, but that many caused me to think they were watching us.

As for the statement I made of who do they think they are telling us what we can and can't do.. I meant as a couple and alone with each other, not as far as rules were concerned. We didn't do anything sexual out in the open. We were cool with the rules, but we were unaware of the SILENT RULES which I suppose they assume people already know. I grew up thinking the body and anything on it is natural, including male genetailia. Now I understand that nudist clubs don't think it's natural or think it's perverted when a man happens to sprout an erection, but look get over it, okay? It happens, and to have seven elderly people surround us on gold carts and to throw someone out or question them because of it, to me was the wrong way to handle the situation. And since AANR agrees that erections are "not legal" then I'm assuming they don't give a rats $$ about their declining membership status due to the fact that men are fed up with being told to hide themselves in a setting in which you're supposed to be nude! I'm also assuming that's why a lot of clubs are dropping the AANR affiliation because of the stupid silent invisible rules that real people aren't accustomed to.

The young man with a towel? I guess he didn't carry a towel with him everywhere he went to hide his erection in case it popped up, or perhaps he didn't use his towel to sit on the concrete or sand like all the other good nudists. I'm not sure why he got yelled out and escorted out of the resort by cops. I just thought it was a stupid reason to be removed. 

As for you, I hope you're not working for AANR, because you just gave everyone who might read this and those who might be interested in purchasing a membership with them a good reason to believe that people who work for AANR are very unprofessional. Thank you so much for contributing to my report! smiley face

"But then after we took off our clothes we noticed we were being watched."

No you weren't.  If you ever DO go to a resort, the first thing you'll notice on your first visit is that you are NOT being watched.  Unless you're a couple of horndogs, which it sounds like you are.

"We ignored it, strolled to the hot tub and sat down. We weren't in there
very long before we noticed some of the members walking up the steps to
come in. We thought that was a little odd, but we tried to enjoy
ourselves."

I'm sorry.  Did you really think the hot tub was reserved for you and your lady only?  On the busiest weekend of the year?  Are you *$&#^$% retarded?

"We then took a walk and I became a little erect, but my girl didn't mind
and that's all that mattered, but that didn't mean that one of the
other female members didn't mind. She was older and I guess she didn't
like us showing affection to each other, so she went back inside her
cottage."

If your GF was doing something to make you erect, out in public, you both were stepping WAYYYYY over the line.  Also,  if you get an erection, you cover it with a towel.  Just nudist common decency.

"They insisted that we pack up and find another resort to visit. My
girlfreind was in tears and scared to death when they surrounded us on
golf carts. Who did they think they were talking to us like that?
Telling us what we can and can't do together?"

Um....it's their resort.  Their buildings.  Their rules.  Who did they think they were talking to you like that?  I imagine they were the owners/security (Most likely, the ownership and the security are the same people).

"We also witnessed a young man being yelled at for not carrying a towel with him everywhere he went."

I've never seen this in my life.  Maybe he was sitting down somewhere?  Nudist common decency is that if you sit anywhere, you sit on a towel.  I can't imagine they would yell at somebody for not CARRYING a towel with them, but once again, it's their club and their rules.

Why did you join AANR?  No landed club in America (and if you don't know what I mean by landed club, then you're DEFINITELY a troll) will make you join AANR just for the once-a-year visit.

Now, if you think the name of the resort you went to is AANR, then you, sir, are stupid, AND retarded, AND a troll.

Once again, I call troll.  Either that, or you are too stupid to understand the difference between nude recreation and public sex.

Either way, that club is better off without you 2.

If a man is human, erections happen! If a man is naked with his girl he will get an erection unless he can't get it up anymore because he's of age! But I'm guessing men who are members of nudist clubs practice celebacy. Hey I'm sure the Pope could use a few good men who can't get it up!
LOL
To answer your sarcastic question, no my membership didn't say anything about erections! I suppose it's a silent rule. And no, it wasn't medically induced, it was naturally induced, because it's supposed to happen. Any organization who says otherwise is full of it!

Sorry but... LOL, ROFLMAO etc...

Does your membership contract say you can't ummm... enjoy the hot tub, or walk around with an erection?

Let me guess, it was a medical induced erection and you thought others at the beach would be impressed. LOL