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  • Report:  #188205

Complaint Review: Davison Inventegration - Pittsburgh Pennsylvania

Reported By:
- Cleveland, Ohio,
Submitted:
Updated:

Davison Inventegration
RIDC PARK 595 Alpha Drive Pittsburgh, 15238-2911 Pennsylvania, U.S.A.
Phone:
800-54 ideas
Web:
N/A
Categories:
Tell us has your experience with this business or person been good? What's this?
I saw my idea on television.

They will steal your ideas. I was lax with mine, my letter wasn't sent registered mail. The form that's sent... the professionalism of the promotional materials....... It's the sentiment Chris Farley refers to in TOMMY BOY about a guarantee on the side of the box, Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.

Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I'm listening.

Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.

Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good.

Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?

Ted Nelson, Customer: What's your point?

Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.

Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?

Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of s**+*.

John

Cleveland, Ohio
U.S.A.


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