THEDOCTORISIN
Grove,#2Consumer Suggestion
Sun, October 06, 2013
BEFORE WE DO ANY FURTHER BUSINESS HERE, we gladly pay homage to our benefactor, Mr. Ed Magedson. Ed....you're the best !!!
Now, Lynda, on with the show......
I had a little experience with Joe Linkenheimer, back in 1994. Then, he was a dirty, filthy, little punk, posing as a Tulsa, Oklahoma businessman. At that particulat moment, he and another punk/loser/fraud/ball-less/spineless jack-off, had set up a phony office in South Tulsa, pretending to be in the paging business. Well, "Joe Link" as he like to call himself then, had his pretty little wife working for him. Oh....she was quite the little cheerleader for this career criminal. Anyhow----- Joe Linkenheimer bought a brand new PACKARD-BELL PC system from me....it was a "doozy". It was just what they needed.
BUT !!!!! Joey-boy needed a few days to pay. The machine was $900.00. Well, of course.... time went by, and the payment was not forthcoming. I went by the office, on four (4) different occaisions just to make sure the little punk was still there. They were. One day I wnt by, and they were not there, so, I ran down the office complex manager, and she met me at Linkenheimer's office. She said they were, in fact, still renters-of-record, and had not moved out.
Okay. Chapter 3. I caled Linkenheimer the next day, at their HOME, and had a little chat with Mrs. Linkenheimer. I told her, to tell her husband, the great and wonderful " Joe Link " that he needed to pay at least FIFTY per/cent, or I would be by to collect the machine.
That got Joe Link's kind attention. Now, at that moment, also, Joe Linkenheimer was a nothing/no-account salesmman for a high-volume Chevy dealership in Tulsa. Actually, a West Tulsa little hick-town called Sand Springs. KEYSTONE CHEVROLET. Linkenheimer had his "partner" call me, and he got tough with me. REAL TOUGH. Made a threat to do violence on my person. I told his big, tough punk-a$$ partner, that he just scared me to DEATH !!!!!!!
He told me he was going to drive to my place of business and throttle me. I told him I'd be waiting for him. The little punk. What he did not know, was I had something in a desk drawer that would put an exit wound in him the size of a medium grapefruit. I happened to have a fax machine about four feet from me, so I word processed up a one page little list of things, that Linkenheimer had done, and the credible threat of violence I had just received, from this punk-a$$ older partner, and I faxed to the DEALER'S personal FAX MACHINE. Guess what happened ?
HAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! I told the Dealer, Mike Henry, that should this character cause me any inconvenience while he was in Mike Henry's service, I would make MIKE HENRY look like CARLO GAMBINO to the Tulsa, OK community, at large. Well, businessman to the last, Mikey-boy shut down this punk, good and proper. My next move, was to letter Judge Clifford Hopper, who was the Chief Justice for Tulsa District Court, and who was also the Judge, that Joe Linkenheimer was going to have to report in to on his next couple of hundred court dates !!!! YEAH !!! OH, YEAH !!!!
Joe Linenheimer was in PRISON !!! IN OKLAHOMA !!!!! DRUG CHARGES !!! How did I find that out, folks ?? I'll tell you how. I asked !!!!
ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE. That's Biblical, folks. So, I made Sure and certain, that Judge Hopper would get my letter, the day before Joey-Boy was to make his monthly appearance.
Now, Clifford Hopper was not a man you trifle with. He was an old fashioned gentlman, but still....you did not screw with Judge Clifford Hopper. I told Hopper what little Joey Linenheimer had been up to, that he owed me money for a computer he was trying to embezzle, and Hopper put Linkenheimer straight on THAT account. I also told Hopper, that Linkenheimer's partner-in-crime had threatened me with violence. HOPPER LOVED THAT NEWS.
Bottom line: JOEY-BOY PAID. Now, I saved the best for last. How did I know about Linkenheimer's little stay in prison ? Well, when you think you've been messed with by a chronic/habitual offender, you just grap the old telephone, and call up your local Department of Corrections District office, and say, " Say, would you happen to have a client named ________ ?" And they'll be so glad to tell you.....and in this case....Linkenheimer was a client. After that, I called the D.A.'s office, and talked with the Assistant D.A. that had Linkenheimer's jacket (case). I got the case number, and when I had a little time, I drove down to Tulsa County Administration, Criminal Bench, and made a copy, of Linenheimer's file contents !!!! Cost me about two bucks. Do you think it was worth two bucks ? You see, when I lettered His Honor, the Judge, I "included, for His Honor's convenience" a copy of Linenheimer's file.
And Good old Link ? He paid me like a slot machine. Case closed.
HES/Grove, OKLAHOMA