Complaint Review: Joe Linkenheimer - Tulsa Oklahoma

BEFORE  WE  DO  ANY  FURTHER  BUSINESS  HERE,  we  gladly  pay  homage to  our  benefactor,  Mr. Ed  Magedson.   Ed....you're  the  best !!!

Now, Lynda,  on  with  the  show......

I  had a  little  experience  with   Joe Linkenheimer,  back  in  1994.   Then,  he  was a  dirty,  filthy,  little   punk,  posing  as  a   Tulsa, Oklahoma  businessman.  At  that particulat  moment,  he  and  another   punk/loser/fraud/ball-less/spineless   jack-off, had  set  up  a  phony  office  in   South  Tulsa,   pretending  to  be  in  the   paging business.   Well,  "Joe  Link"   as  he  like  to  call  himself   then,  had  his pretty little  wife  working  for  him.   Oh....she  was  quite  the  little   cheerleader  for this  career  criminal.  Anyhow-----  Joe  Linkenheimer  bought  a   brand  new   PACKARD-BELL  PC  system  from  me....it  was  a   "doozy".  It  was  just  what  they  needed.

BUT !!!!!   Joey-boy  needed  a   few  days  to  pay.   The  machine   was   $900.00. Well,  of  course....  time  went  by, and  the  payment  was  not  forthcoming.  I went by  the office,  on   four  (4)  different  occaisions   just  to  make  sure  the  little  punk was  still  there.  They  were.  One  day  I  wnt  by,  and   they  were   not  there,  so, I  ran  down  the   office  complex  manager,  and  she  met  me  at  Linkenheimer's office.  She  said  they  were,  in   fact,  still   renters-of-record,  and  had  not  moved out.   

Okay. Chapter  3.   I  caled  Linkenheimer  the  next  day,  at  their  HOME, and  had a  little  chat  with  Mrs.  Linkenheimer.  I  told  her,  to  tell   her  husband,  the  great and  wonderful  " Joe Link "  that   he  needed  to  pay  at  least  FIFTY  per/cent, or  I  would  be  by  to  collect  the  machine.

That  got  Joe  Link's  kind  attention.   Now,  at  that  moment,  also,  Joe  Linkenheimer was  a   nothing/no-account  salesmman   for  a   high-volume  Chevy  dealership  in Tulsa.  Actually,  a  West Tulsa   little  hick-town   called  Sand Springs.  KEYSTONE  CHEVROLET.   Linkenheimer   had  his  "partner"  call  me,  and  he  got  tough  with me.  REAL  TOUGH.  Made a  threat  to  do  violence  on  my  person.   I  told his  big,  tough  punk-a$$  partner,  that  he  just  scared  me  to  DEATH !!!!!!!

He  told  me  he  was  going  to  drive  to  my   place  of  business  and  throttle  me. I  told  him  I'd   be  waiting  for  him.   The  little  punk.  What  he  did not  know,  was I  had  something  in  a  desk  drawer   that  would  put  an  exit  wound  in  him  the size  of a   medium  grapefruit.  I  happened  to  have a  fax  machine   about  four  feet from  me,  so  I word  processed   up  a  one  page   little   list  of   things,  that    Linkenheimer  had  done,  and   the   credible  threat  of  violence  I  had  just  received,  from this   punk-a$$  older  partner,  and  I   faxed  to   the   DEALER'S   personal  FAX  MACHINE.   Guess  what  happened ?

HAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!    I  told  the  Dealer,   Mike Henry,  that  should   this  character cause  me  any  inconvenience  while  he  was   in    Mike  Henry's  service, I  would  make  MIKE  HENRY   look  like   CARLO  GAMBINO   to  the  Tulsa,  OK  community, at  large.   Well,   businessman  to the  last,  Mikey-boy  shut  down  this   punk,  good and   proper.   My  next  move,  was  to   letter   Judge  Clifford  Hopper,  who  was the   Chief  Justice  for Tulsa  District  Court,   and   who  was  also  the  Judge,  that Joe  Linkenheimer   was   going  to have  to  report  in to  on  his  next   couple  of hundred  court  dates !!!!    YEAH !!!    OH, YEAH !!!!

Joe Linenheimer  was  in  PRISON !!!   IN  OKLAHOMA !!!!!   DRUG   CHARGES !!! How  did  I  find  that  out,  folks ??    I'll  tell  you   how.   I  asked !!!!

ASK, AND  YE  SHALL  RECEIVE.   That's  Biblical,  folks.   So,  I  made   Sure  and certain,  that   Judge  Hopper   would   get  my  letter,  the  day  before   Joey-Boy  was to  make  his   monthly  appearance.

Now,  Clifford  Hopper   was  not   a   man  you  trifle  with.   He  was  an  old  fashioned gentlman,  but  still....you  did not  screw  with  Judge  Clifford  Hopper.   I  told  Hopper what   little  Joey  Linenheimer  had  been  up to,  that  he  owed  me  money  for  a  computer  he  was   trying  to   embezzle,  and   Hopper   put  Linkenheimer  straight on  THAT  account.   I also   told  Hopper,  that   Linkenheimer's   partner-in-crime  had threatened  me  with   violence.   HOPPER   LOVED  THAT  NEWS.

Bottom   line:   JOEY-BOY   PAID.   Now,  I  saved  the  best  for  last.  How  did  I  know  about   Linkenheimer's   little  stay  in  prison ?   Well,   when  you  think  you've been   messed  with  by  a   chronic/habitual offender,   you  just   grap  the old  telephone,  and   call   up  your  local   Department  of  Corrections   District  office,  and say, "  Say,  would  you  happen  to  have  a  client  named ________ ?"   And  they'll be  so  glad  to  tell  you.....and   in  this  case....Linkenheimer  was  a  client.  After  that, I  called  the   D.A.'s   office, and  talked  with  the  Assistant   D.A.  that had  Linkenheimer's   jacket  (case).  I  got  the  case  number,  and  when  I  had  a  little  time, I  drove  down  to  Tulsa County  Administration,  Criminal   Bench, and  made  a  copy, of  Linenheimer's   file  contents !!!!   Cost  me  about  two  bucks.   Do  you  think  it  was worth  two  bucks ?   You  see,  when  I  lettered  His Honor,  the  Judge, I  "included,  for His  Honor's   convenience"  a   copy  of   Linenheimer's   file.    

And  Good  old  Link ?   He  paid  me  like  a  slot  machine.   Case  closed.

HES/Grove, OKLAHOMA

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