Why I'm Writing This. You see this website? www.LivingLongerMedicalResort.com I built it in a barter to stay at Paul Starke's so-called resort for a few weeks. So, I got to see what it's really like when the guests aren't looking. And it's not just ugly it's DANGEROUS.
*Quick Note: I don't normally go out of my way to write these kinds of things. But no one warned me before I got involved in promoting Starke's Ogre Cave, so please PLEASE take this opportunity to learn from my mistake. Especially you blacks and hispanics who think he's trying to do a good thing for people because you'll get burned BAD.
When I got there, I thought I'd get a nice stay at a nice hot springs spa in exchange for a nice website and a little marketing elbow grease. I should have wondered if they were nice people. What started as a dream temp job turned into a living nightmare so fast I was working 14 hour days just to get the hell out of there! But enough about me. Here are the top 3 things I wish I knew before booking a room at Living Longer:
You see why I couldn't just pretend it didn't happen yet? Black people, I've saved the best for last.
Turns out our Divine Doctor Paul Starke is an ex-con and WHITE SUPREMACIST with violent anger issues. He nearly socked me in the face. Over a website. And, I'm attaching a phone message from him below - try to count how many times he says n*****: https://youtu.be/MzgOwSdJUqQ
What did I do to piss him off so much? Well, here's the crazy story that actually happened just before he left that message on my phone:
One day I went outside and my car wasn't there. Holy s***. It was broad daylight and it was just gone. I didn't find out where it went until months later when the police called.
Remember Brian? The groundskeeper with AIDs? Well, he has a wife. Come to find out, Brian's Wife stole my car right out of the parking lot in broad daylight, scribbled over my name on the title, and sold it to some unsuspecting lady. The lady found out it was stolen when she got pulled over by a cop on the road. Brian's Wife did not pass Go and went to Jail.
The DA called to ask if we would press charges and testify. We agreed to do that. The court brought Brian's Wife before the judge and said she would go to trial because we would testify.
That same night we got this racist, harrassing message from Paul Starke.
I played this message for the DA exactly as you just heard it - "Making America White Again." He was going to be entangled in the case for interfering with a witness. Soon after, Brian's Wife pled guilty and now she is in jail for many, many months. But I have a feeling she took the fall for a fat stupid racist in dinky shorts.
I know this is crazy. But some s*** you just can't make up. That's why I'm going out of my way to tell you, Living Longer Medical Resort is a DANGEROUS PLACE. Don't go there.