Hello Stuart,
Nice to see you're scamming well.
You still owe me money from the 80's. Remeber that van? You s*** on Jill your wife at the time. Nice girl, she didn't deserve you.
Don't worry, I'm not coming after you, seems the Feds will do that. I don't need the cash, but other people you've ripped off may not be that lucky.
Have a great day.