Complaint Review: "The Craigslist Stalker on WSB" - Sandy Springs Georgia

So now I've told my story,
And now I've sung my song,
I go to Court today,
To right some ugly wrongs,
They CyberStalked and bullied me for almost two years,
And now I'll make them shed some more tears,
Over "The Craigslist Stalker on WSB"!!!HAW!HAW!HAW!HAW!HAW!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!HAW!!!

Thank you all for your support.

Take a sharp splintered stick, wiggle it around,
Shove it up their tailpipes and work it up and down,
They hired a crappy lawyer to bully me too
And now they know that's a boo boo!
They're "The Craigslist Stalkers on WSB"!!!

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Verse Twelve:
And then there's "The Henchmen",
Kilinski and Greenie,
They helped John Memoli,
'Cuz they don't have weinies
They did anything,
 "Little Johnny" said
Cuz they all like to sleep
 In the same bed
They're "The Craigslist Stalkers on WSB"!!!!

Verse Thirteen:
Sometimes my song,
Might seem a little crude,
But I am just a regular dude,
I think CyberStalking is a Sex Offense
And they all belong
 In the Penitench'
"The Craigslist Stalkers on WSB"!!!!HAW!HAW!

Verse Number Fourteen:
Poor "Little Johnny",
Cryin'  in his beer,
He'd like to bust me in the skull,
But he can't come near,
So he sent his "Henchmen",
 To bully me instead,
And they all wished
 They were dead,
"The Craigslist Stalkers on WSB"!!!!!!HAW!!!

Revised Chorus:
They're Craigslist Stalkin' me and you,
Craigslist Stalkin' down the Avenue,
Craigslist Stalkin' up and down the Street
They're Craigslist Stalkin' and beatin' their ??
They're "The Craigslist Stalkers on WSB"!!!

Verse Number Fifteen:
Now sticks and stones,
May break my bones,
But names will never harm me,
But thats not how,
 TriStone feels,
They'll plead and whine to the Court of Appeals
About "The Craigslist Stalker on WSB"!!!HAW!!

Verse Number Sixteen:
I hope you watched my story,
The one on T.V. http://www.wsbtv.com/video/25586862/index.html
It tells about "The Stalkers"
And their little pee pee's,
I wrote this little song,
 To make them pay and pay,
And now maybe they'll go away!
I'm talkin' about "The Craigslist  Stalkers on WSB"!!!HAW!!

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Any time now,
And I don't mean maybe,
"Little Tommy"Sh3ph3rd'll have his baby,
He'll spread his cheeks,
Push and squeeze,
Out pops a baby from between his knees,
Another "Craigslist Stalker on WSB"!!!!Haw!Haw!Haw!

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I clicked on the link, 

to see what I could see,

I saw the "craigslist stalker"

Looks like a real POS to me!

haw haw haw!....

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One of these days,

And it won't be long,

I'll be able,

To quit singin' my song,

'Cuz the TriStone Stalkers are all in jail,

And their parents won't cover their bail,

I'M TALKIN' ABOUT "THE CRAIGSLIST STALKERS ON WSB!!!" HAW!HAWHAW!

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Their lawyer bailed out,

Claimin' he's havin' a baby,

I guess they'll find another one,

Someday....Maybe,

To present the Court,

Their case full of lies,

It all smells like something,

Covered in flies,

I'm talkin' about "The Craigslist Stalker on WSB"!!!!!!!HAW!HAW!HAW!WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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When we go to Court,

I get to air my grudge,

And spread my facts before a Gwinnett County Judge,

'Cuz John Memoli contacted me,

As TriStone's Representee,

He's "The Craigslist Stalker" on WSB!!!HAW! HAW!HAW!

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Encore Encore!

Now I'm gonna sue,

And I'm gonna win,

Them Mortgage Banking fools,

Their hearts are full of sin,

They made a complaint,

Swore on "The Bible",

Accusin'  me of Slander and Libel,

About "The Craigslist Stalker" on WSB!!!HAW!HAW!HAW!

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I decided I wasn't gonna worry,

'Cuz I can prove per-jury,

They made up a tale full of lies,

Faked up an e-mail as a guise,

For "The Craigslist Stalker on WSB" HAW!HAWHAW!WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

The Sheriff came by and said, "They gonna sue, I said "Oh Lawd, what am I gonna do?" But I went to a lawyer, and discussed the situation,
And brought all my communication,

'Bout "The Craigslist Stalker " on WSB...HAW! HAW!

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Let me tell you 'bout "The Stalker".

He don't have a life,

He sits behind his keyboard,

Searchin' for a wife,

Postin' phony ads,

Makin' telephones ring,

He lives in Alpharetta,

Works in Sandy Springs,

He's "The Craigslist Stalker on WSB"   HAW! HAW!HAW!

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"I got a letter from his lawyer,

Tellin' me to quit,

I tell ya' Mister Lawyer,

I don't give a (expletive deleted)

Your client harassed an' stalked me,

Bullied me all day,

Now he's whinin' an' cryin',
 
Cuz now I'm havin' my say,

He's "The Craigslist Stalker....on WSB"     HAW!   HAW!   HAW!

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Craigslist Stalker stay away from my do'

Craigslist Stalker , I got a TPO

Craigslist Stalker stay from me

It's the Craigslist Stalker,  "As  Seen on T.V." http://www.tristonefinancial.com/staff_bio_512361.html

"The Craigslist Stalker on WSB  http://www.wsbtv.com/video/25586862/index.html

HAW , HAW , HAW!!!!!

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