Paul
Anaheim,#2Consumer Suggestion
Sun, January 02, 2005
First step is to get you onto the dealer lot. After all, how can they steal your money over the phone? Here's how to do that. Hello, Valencia Nissan. Yes, we have that one in stock. And, it's on sale for $5,000 less. Come on down! No problem, we got a red '04, and it's on sale, for $5,000 less. When can you get here? We just got one of those in. And the manager put it on sale, for $5,000 less. How soon can you be here? I got just one left. And, it's on sale, for $5,000 less. I can hold it 30 minutes until you get here. What's that? You want to buy an elephant to go with your Titan? No problem, I just got one in, a pink one, and it's on sale, for $5,000 less. What's that? You need a trailer to haul the elephant in? Sure, we have one, a red one to match the Nissan. It's on sale, for $5,000 less. How long will it take you to get here? Dude, are you getting the picture here? Anything it takes to get you onto the lot! The answer will always be yes, they have it, and it's $5,000 less.