Michael B
Lakewood,#2Author of original report
Mon, March 04, 2013
Not to worry I will post the Golden Police Report to show you it is real.
Business Futures, Inc.
Golden,#3UPDATE Employee
Mon, March 04, 2013
This report is a true as the author, Bob Sacamano's appearances on Seinfeld. You never saw him, just heard stories about him.
From Wikipedia: There is the Seinfeld, "Bob Sacamano Story," in which Kramer is on the phone with Bob and realizes he has to return a pair of pants, so he goes down to the subway and it's taking too long. So, he sprints down the tunnel, but then trips and falls into a puddle, ruining the very pants he was about to return. When Elaine asks what he was going to wear on the way back, Kramer never realized that small detail, and when asked why it is called the "Bob Sacamano Story," Kramer responds that he was on the phone with him at the beginning of the story. Also, when hearing it, J. Peterman remarks that the story is a display of "perfect irony."
He has never rented from us and he and his story is as fictious as Sacamano returning his pants. Now, Seinfeld might have rented from us, but that is another story.