Jennifer
Many,#2Author of original report
Thu, May 12, 2005
Oh how skillfully trained these retards are..they called again under federal grants processing center again..they said it was in reference to a call that got cut short the previous day.
i said oh i thought yall were first national government grants..he just paused for a little while and said that they work in different branches for the government but he had just received my approval and needed me to confirm it.
i guess since the chick didnt know how to spit game yesterday the dude had to try and get me sucked in to their pathetic scam..again i was bored and wanted to get some info out of them.
he said his name was Bart Wilson..i started to laugh at him and let him talk..he had a bad accent and wouldnt shut the hell up..he was saying how our family was already approved for the 12,500 dollar grant..
i informed him that the lady who called yesterday didnt even call for the right person but stil proceeded to get my banking info and didnt care i wasnt the person she was calling for..so i ask him how am i eligible for this in the first place.
they didnt even know my name they called for someone who doesnt even live here yesterday ..he told me that it was just an opportunity for any american and how anyone in their right mind couldnt turn down free money..
i said oh well the retard on the phone yesterday told me it was because i paid my taxes and the government had this special grant on hold for me until the three year deadline hit..in which i was loyal in my taxes and my records show i could really use this money.
yeah he wouldnt shut up as they usually do..sounds like they swim in a tank of methamphetamines before they start their day off calling people..
the only thing you can hear in the backround is a bunch of indian pakis talking all loud trying to get other helpless people to give them their hard earned money..
well i eventually said hey Mr. Bart i am now ready to take advantage of this opportunity..he said great i knew you would trust your loyal government..he already knew my address but didnt even know my name..because this address is linked to someone else he said their name..
he tried to be slick around it and asked for a zipcode..i gave it to him..he immediately knew my routing number and asked for verification purposes i needed to tell him my account number...i guess he thought he sealed the deal..
they figure once they tell you this routing number youll be able to trust them and thats where they try and talk faster over the terms of agreement and they throw in a bunch of other products to try and fees that will occur from them and phone numbers to call and cancel...
this isnt another report on how i got scammed but pretty much an overview of how these people dont give up..and i know my maw maw is here an awful lot..they dont care who you are as long as you have a checking account..so i wouldnt doubt if they contact her one day and she would be gullible enough to go through with it..
please protect your elderly folk and the dumb kids running around the house..if they get the call they just might give them their account info or someone elses that they can scrounge up..
anyway, i told this dude a fake name and account number..i even told him a fake account number in which he wanted to transfer me to confirm these details with a recording..
before he could transfer me he had to explain how a fee of 279.99 would be debited from my account for processing..i then couldnt keep my mouth shut about how the lady on the phone yesterday told me it was only 29.99..
he then explained that the information on me was transferred to his branch of the government grant processing and how they all collect different fees..and i was definitely guaranteed the amount disclosed and i wouldnt have to pay it back..
i tell you what..these representatives that are male think they can get over on anyone..they think they have a better sales pitch and cant get hung up on...i just wanted to waste this crackajacks time..
i was actually on this site reading the 900 reports on these fools as they called just 15 minutes ago..he transferred me to his retarded a*s recording where i agree to these terms and they throw in the phone package and vacation thing and a few other miscellanious things that involve later charges..
i then said i was full aware of their operation and i was an actual government official..i thanked him for his time on the phone because i told him everything we just talked about for the past 30 minutes was recorded..i then said how we were sorry he didnt tell us his real name but we werent concerned for the fact that pour technology of voice recognition evidence in court is a valuable piece of evidence..
i then said how excited we were coming into this investigation because he was the first one to stay on the phone the whole time for us to collect as much info as we did..all other times were untraceable and short cut...he was very nervous stating he didnt know what i was talking about..and if i was serious.
i said this is a very serious matter and according to our records your company is using U.S numbers to fool innocent people into thinking they are based into the U.S...i told him we knew for a fact that this company was being outsourced by a main source in las vegas nevada and a few others that moved around in the past..he then became very very worried and asked me if i was serious again.
i told him i was as serious as AIDS..and he didnt know what to say..he kind of rambled on how they didnt have anything to do with las vegas and they were located in washington d.c...i told him that according to our records this company is linked to a broadband company and they were located overseas..
i then said that a few of the main culprits were already in our custody and i named off that dude scott in clearwater florida..i also said we took down one small operation in nevada and how we were working on the outsourcing companies as of now..
i told him to enjoy his day and to watch his back..i also said if he had any further questions or if he had any one to give up to us to contact me..i told him he was speaking to fbi agent janet reno and my badge number was 90210..haha what a f*g
he hung up on me i guess to warn every indian running around the office that it was hot..he must have felt like such an a*s tryin to con me for 30 minutes in which i acted like a helpless little girl and then turned it around on him...well 2 can play at this game..and ill keep f**king with their heads as much as they keep calling me.
i hope this scared that one little operation enough to get up and find a real job..if they are that stupid to think the government is giving away free money then i hope they are retarded enough to think an fbi agent named janet reno is out to get them and tracked down enough evidence to prosecute them..
well by his reaction..i think the suspicions in the above report are kinda on the mark..or halfway there..now we all know yall dumbasses are from f*g vegas..and that yall are paying even dumber indian people to do your dirty work..i hope yall crash into a d**n casino in one of those stinky a*s cars yall drive around like maniacs...
haha i got the last laugh..i think ill call a few of these 800 numbers listed with this company and pull the same thing on them..yall feel free to help me out and use the same tactics..this can surely help out in some way..if they can call and lie to us then f**k em..
we are smarter than them in one way or another..lets use this ability to make them fart and s**t all over themselves..love -jen a.k.a. janet reno