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  • Report:  #148578

Complaint Review: LVAAP - Las Vegas Nevada Actionable Award Program - Las Vegas Nevada

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- Magalia, California,
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LVAAP - Las Vegas Nevada Actionable Award Program
PO Box 98855 Las Vegas, 89195-0434 Nevada, U.S.A.
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I recieved a letter today;July 5,2005 asking for $20.00 to help me collect over $3,341,006.00 that was supposidly drawn in my name and remained uncollected as of this date.

I would suggest at least mailing back their postage paid envelope informing these people that they are creeps,that way you are at least using the postage these robbers paid for!!!If there is a class action Law suite against them I would like to be included.

David

Magalia, California
U.S.A.


1 Updates & Rebuttals

Paul

Anaheim,
California,
U.S.A.
Lighten up, Dave. There's a chance for some humor here.

#2Consumer Suggestion

Wed, July 06, 2005

Most frauds won't send a postage paid envelope, because they need to apply for the permit. Scams rarely do that. But, if you do find one, take advantage of it to the fullest extent required by law. Send them a dead goldfish. Or, a banana peel. Or, the leftover scraps from your steak dinner. You get the idea. Who needs a class action suit? This is so much better! Imagine, the mail comes. And, the postman brings in TWO big plastic bins of mail, just for these crooks. Can you imagine their excitement? Of course, the postman is cursing these fools under his breath. You see, by now the fish is three days old. Nasty, stinky. These d**n envelopes have been stinking up his mail truck for the last 3 hours. He's glad to get rid of them. Now, imagine how the frauds will feel. They hurry over to the mail bins. Then, it hits them. The smell. The stink of rotting food scraps and dead goldfish. What the hell is that smell, they wonder? They pick up an envelope and open it. Christ! Dead mouse. Oh man, does that stink! They think that's the only one. Instead, all the envelopes are big and fat. All filled with nasty, stinky s**t. Wait, here's one with some money in it. No, wait a minute. This is just a copy of a $20 bill. From a black and white copier. That's not worth anything. After an hour of sorting through all the envelopes, they have absolutely nothing. Not a dime. Nobody sent any money. They all sent crap and rotten food and dead mice and fish. What the hell is this world coming to? The two frauds sit down and look at each other. They can't believe their luck. They spent hundreds of dollars setting up this whole scam. They figured they'd make at least $20,000 back from it. Instead, they got this. Stinky mail. Dead fish. All that hard work. What did it all amount to? Nothing! What a hell of a world we live in, huh? An honest scammer can't even make decent buck for his time. Instead, everyone sends him their trash. Well, it looks like they'll have to go back to their jobs at the plant. This mail thing ain't working at all. Dave, let me ask you, why just sue people? Where's the fun in that? Instead wouldn't it be infinitely better to crush out all their hopes and dreams, leaving them feeling worthless and depressed? Their promising career in fraud, all gone in less than an hour. Anybody can sue. But, to leave people with a sense of utter hopelessness and despair. To destroy all their dreams and aspirations. To drain the very essence of life out of their soul. Their hopes. Their desires for a better life and a better tomorrow. All the plans they made. All that is gone. Now, that's an accomplishment you can be proud of! Wouldn't you say?

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