So I went to this strip club that features getting nakid in a hot tub with hotties. They cut me off after an hour, said I was done. I was not done, No sir, I had paid my 999 dollars and I was ready to party. The said no tacos allowed, after I ordered taco bell, and I was like WTF dude, the girls where having fun, Everyone was having a good time when two angry russian dudes, one of which I called Zangief came in and started stomping about the place and said, Girls leave now, another customer pay mroe. I was like dudes, I paid, let me ski at least off one pair and they threw me our. I was ready to go all bruce lee on them when one pulled out a freaking Uzi. Total buzz kill. So I went outside, kissed Natasha good night and left. Shes so hot,and loves Farmville to, we where having a great time in the tub, call me
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Pahrump,#2General Comment
Sat, June 15, 2013
Ok let me get this straight. YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR SEX? First this whole post sounds fishier then the fish market. Second, no self respecting male would admit that they had to PAY to get laid. This sounds like a nice little story so you can post on the internet. Whats next?? Are you going to drive your car into the river and have it turn into a submersable? Is your watch going to shoot a poison dart at the russians?? Please do go on.